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    So Bin Laden is Dead, what now?

    What happens now? Nothing. America will keep fighting its "War." It'll keep spending trillions it doesn't have, and then finally shit itself and implode.
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Cael sat down on a stone in the ruined castle near the other two Drifter leaders. If anything the other Drifters showed an improved morale and had gotten the leaders a bit more respect. He saluted Sam and told Keran to relax before pulling out a knife and scraping the stubble off his face...
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Cael shrugged and shook his head at Hui's inquiry. "I don't know any of them personally. Been too busy cleaning up the bodies and tending the elves." The big Celt crossed his arms and thought hard on his experience on the field with the small squad he led. I was the only one that escaped injury...
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Cael trundled down the street with a few bundles over his shoulder, distributing them to a capable elf every now and again. He was still humming the tune that he had stripped and buried bodies to. He came just into earshot as Keran muttered something about needing armor. "Well here!" Cael...
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Cael was still picking through corpses, salvaging armour, and stealing trinkets from dead men when his thoughts turned to the life he had accidentally left behind. He remembered his wife and children, his clan and his past battles, and most of all the culture he left behind. Inspired by his...
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    Most recent Facebook update. Go

    *Is listening to beautiful Celtic-folk music* *advert starts* OH GOD! MY EAAAARRS!!! WHAT IS THAT EAR RAPING NOIIISE!!! *scrambles for mute button* Oh, it was an awful country singer. Glad you interrupted my reading for that last.fm... Really, thanks.
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    Miracle of Sound: Mining All Day long

    The irony of killing a pig with a pork chop is not lost on me
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Cael tucked his buckler away on his back before strolling into what had turned into a mass grave in the matter of seconds. Slowly, he checked the vitals of any of the Order who weren't obviously dead. Whenever he found a soul still alive, his blade sank into their chest, silencing any breath...
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Cael swung and beat in a helmet with the broadside of his blade, knocking a soldier unconscious and possibly dead. Immediately he followed up with his buckler warding off 2 separate blades. A keen battlefield awareness and the rookie mistakes of men in front of him were the only things keeping...
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Cael grinned as he entered the fray alongside Titus, any sort of real fight had been a long time coming. He charged in and began combat shortly after the gladiator, silently surprised at his ability to keep an entire flank distracted. Cael came racing back tho his senses as the commanders pike...
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Cael breathed a sigh as the group slowly woke up and met each other. "Talkative bunch..," he muttered to himself before turning to the short man with the odd shaped spear and thought, "He must be a talented warrior, his size is certainly no indication of his strength." "Commander," Cael...
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Cael leaned against a wall, not far from his comrades, and let out a grumble as one of the men tried to awaken. "Well, it seems this waiting portion did not take too long." Despite his relaxed exterior and dour epression, Cael was wearing his blade on his belt and buckler on his back. A sign...
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    Drifters RP (Closed, Started)

    Hopefully I hit the dart board that is historical accuracy, though, if I did it wasn't by much.
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    Action Figures Reimagine Star Wars as a Western

    I like the new Ewok design.