Recent content by ReaperzXIII

What does it mean I have to connect once every 24 hours? Because my Xbox isn't constantly plugged into anything, I bring it out to play and put it back in the cupboard when I'm done. I'm not bringing it out once a day to just install updates or whatever then put it back

I always find things like this...weird to say the least, in my school and most of the people I know if somebody does something dumb like send a nude photo, we laugh for like a day or two and then its old news and we're bored of it. It might come back once in a while when we reminisce but then...

This is literally the most ridiculous argument ever, I mean it basically sounds like this to me: "Damn sexism, making men more likely to help a female they think is in trouble". Its a misunderstanding big whoop. This isn't just even a societal thing, men are practically hard wired to protect...

Okay some of you anti-spanking guys are acting as if a quick smack is the exact same thing as an enraged man beating the absolute crap out of a baby with a club. I was spanked as a child and I endorse it because a) Didn't even hurt that much b) I deserved it c) I was too young to...

I'm here today to pay my respects to my dog Vigilance who I had only gotten to know a couple of days before a Draugr Wight and Restless Draugr took his life in Soljund'Mine. And Faendal the companion I have had since Bleak Peaks Barrow, when I learned my first shout, there were countless times...

Prepare for many answers saying: Porn

And I shall start the endless memeing of a guy on the edge: Me: I never asked for this Guy: blah blah blah Me: You dun goofed Guy: blah blah blah Me: If you're gonna commit suicide it needs to be 20% cooler Guy: Blah blah blah Me: RAMIREZ KNOCK THE EARTH OUT OF ORBIT WITH YOUR SKULL...

Sell it to the highest bidder, with an incendiary device attached so that after it has been sold it burns to pieces.

What?! No ridiculously long fetch quest that sucks hours of your life away as you run back and forth getting new instructions without even knowing what the prize of all your turmoil will be only to find out you have a new sword? I for one am pleasantly surprised as well as disappointed

Cell saga, that is all I can say. This is where the guy who is the son of DEMON LORD PICCOLO calls out Goku for being a bad father when he tells Gohan to fight Cell (someone who Goku cannot beat). But the guy who takes the cake is definitely Charles Vi Britannia, "Oh son you're mother was...

Even as much of a sarcastic asshole I act like (all in good fun) I cannot help but hold out doors for girls, pick stuff up for them, let them go first and treat them generally nicer than I do men, especially if they are attractive, I tend not to be as nice to unattractive girls. Being British...

I feel you so much, its easier to talk to girls when you're in a group of buddies, especially when your buddy is incredibly flirty all you have to do is not fuck up. I always find myself more confident when I'm with friends than normal I think its because with 1-1 chats all the attention is...

I fine talking to anyone that I know or at the very least have a reason to talk to, only reason I find talking to some people uncomfortable is I can't randomly go up and talk to someone for no reason, always seems awkward. If there is a topic or something to break the ice I use my...

Why would there be a problem, they are FREAKING REAPERS!!! I'm pretty sure with all their years of knowledge they know how to take out a ship with a couple of fancy weapons and defences, it took how many ships just to take down one Reaper! I GOTS AN ARMY BIATCH!!! :P

I see your Geth and raise you Reapers! An army of eldritch abomination synthetic organic battleships on my side sounds fun.