Recent content by ReckzB

The Matrix. Yeah, um... I don't watch a lot of movies.

Because Necromancy is an inherently evil trait, and developers seem to have issues with going trying to make a 'real' evil protagonist. Seriously, Overlord? Overlord II? This is flagrant false advertising. Give me a guy who rips the skulls out of his enemies and then laughs at their corpses...

"Hey man" "Hey, you play World of Warcraft?" "Yeah, on occasion, why?" "It's so cool, huh?" "It's alright I guess-" "I was doing this really awesome raid last night, we almost made it to the final boss!" "Oh, cool... hey you played Force Unleashed II yet?" "Nah man, but I'm in such good...

Well I feel redundant. It's a sandbox, folks. There's really no way to debate this, but; the game is still in Alpha and there are a ton more features planned, evidently*. So we may see it sort of skew into other genres - as it's already somewhat skewing into survival horror in some parts - but I...

The most impressive thing in that video to me - aside from TotalBiscuit's godly voice - was the new startup screen. Totally awesome. Dance is... well, a pop-culture reference is to be expected, I guess? I wasn't planning on rolling a female worgen anyway.

I probably won't get Black Ops - not really a fan of the modern FPS - but I will applaud them for having the guts to put bots back into the genre. I really can't fathom why bots seem to have gone the way of local split-screen four player, they seem like such a simple thing to add. But I don't...

Minecraft: Minecraft. Okay, on a more serious note... Red Dead Redemption: Phenomenal.

A motorcycle that doesn't cost fifteen thousand gold... That'll be the day. Really though, I want a massive horse made out of hundreds of non-combat vanity pets working in tandem to keep me on the move. Or a Viking from StarCraft II. Yeah.

I can't believe how bad that image of Chief stabbing Freeman is. I mean, really. Moving right along, I was going to suggest the TimeShift guy - whose name, if he has one, eludes me, it's not like the story was worth paying any attention to - but I was beaten to that. I don't know... there's...

Get this; Plateformer. No, you're not reading that wrong. It is a game, where you make plates. And it will be legendary.

Well the last time I paid for an orgasm - so to speak - it cost me about five grand. She was worth it though. Damn. Oh, I'm sorry, was that not the subject of the discussion? Hm, I don't know. If this was some magical, money-taking, orgasm-giving genie, and we were in complete privacy, and...

What they tell us: "This is truly going to be one of the most scary horror titles you'll play this year! You won't believe how creepy and atmospheric it is!" What they mean: "We've made a generic third-person action game with weird light effects and creatures that look like unoriginal...

What they tell you: "Our character customisation system will allow for thousands of different and unique combinations to make your character feel truly unique!" What they mean: "We'll throw in a bucketload of customisation options, but everybody will end up looking the same because there's very...

He produces a game with very little to do outside the main plot missions and is upset when a game about aforementioned pleasant galactic navy soldiers outsells his? Oh, you mean he didn't mean 'pleasant'? Well, my word! I'm still hoping for a gay male romance subplot for Shepard in Mass...

Well I'm not the most original with my responses, so I'll state I used to play World of Warcraft as well, quite eagerly. But I never really played it to get the penultimate ubergear and slaughter end-raid bosses in under a minute. I found a nice guild fairly early on when I was just starting...