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    Unskippable: Fable 3

    For shame, Unskippable. When that chicken was shot--though I know you were racked with grief--you missed a prime opportunity for a "and that was the X time I died," joke.
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    Oldest game you've played since the beginning of the year

    I'm tempted to say Monkey Island 2, but it's the SE re-release. So probably Morrowind. Maybe Thief 2 but I think my attempts to make that work on my current machine ended before the new year.
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    Best or worse voice acting?

    Also my nomination for best is Full Throttle. It's the only nominee. It wins.
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    Best or worse voice acting?

    I can't particularly say if it was the worst voice acting I've heard, but Alan Wake has some of the worst writing I've heard vocalized. Everything he says is terrible.
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    293: Advice for Serial Killers

    Solid article. I'm glad you bring up "Seven" because that really changed the game for serial killer fiction on so many levels, and it wasn't just the killer and his motives and his imaginative killings, it wasn't just the characters' subplots, it wasn't just the investigation. As an editor I...
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    the most one sided fight you had in a game

    Mega Man 2. Fighting anything after acquiring Metal Blade. Or, and this is a stretch, throwing my PS2 controller against the coffee table while playing Devil May Cry 3.
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    Anthony Saves The World: Episode 1.3: This Future

    Was that mask a shameless nod to Borderlands? Or was there some shame involved? Or perhaps it's semi-subtle prequel material? And at the end we all say, "oh, Pandora was really Earth, and that kid grows up to be Borderlands." (you maniacs. you blew it up.)
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    Microsoft to announce "Rebirth" of popular Xbox title

    I'ma guess it's not Halo the First. One, there's that descriptor "...best games ever made." I don't want to get into a thing about the quality of Halo but I--and probably a lot of people--don't think it garners that descriptor. That phrase indicates all gaming, of all time. Halo is very recent...
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    Microsoft to announce "Rebirth" of popular Xbox title

    Darkwatch. It'll be remade as Darkwatch: Don't Mess with Texas.
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    Your grave stone...

    "This message will self-destruct."
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    292: My Favorite Mistake

    You forgot to mention live-action-hot Stephanie Seymour in Hell: A Cyberpunk Hop-venture. When is I was a lad in grade school my local Software Etc. had a PC set up showing off how crazy-hot games played on a Pentium machine could be. The two demo videos that most caught my eye were...
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    The last time you felt immersed in a game.

    BioShock comes to mind, I really got into that. As does Fallout 3, I made decisions in that game based on my own desires (they were wholesome. promise). Half-Life 2 also drew me in. But in earnest it was probably System Shock 2. Came out when I was in high school, just remember spending nights...
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    Anthony Saves The World: Episode 1.2: Bush League

    I hereby give this show my seal of approval. I will draw up a seal. Then the seal will be cast in iron, and I will fold the show up and seal it approvingly. The seal will probably be broken every week. This is turning out to be too much work. I hereby give this show a thumbs up.
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    What game(s) are you playing/trying to complete now?

    Playing through The Witcher a second time. Before The Witcher 2 comes out and I don't have time to do stuff like play through The Witcher a second time.
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    Poll: What sequel are you looking forward to most?

    The Witcher 2: Get Witch-er Die Trying. On that list either Skyrim or BioShock Infinite.