Recent content by Renegade-pizza

Pretty sure were all aware of the GeoStorm levels of shit surrounding the game. So, what are your plans? I'm currently on the fence.

I have a rare power. One that most I have encountered lack. A dark power. One that causes me to be shunned. One that leads only to my suffering and pain. I have the power of punctuality! Seriously. Most of my friends are always late and I'm always waiting for the rest of my family...

I don't have an issue with "the gay." I just feel that its an unnecessary addition.

What was that? The mewlings of a mere peasant, perhaps? No bother. I shall continue to enjoy my unregulated mods and 60fps. *Impatiently waits for the steam summer sale*

I've watched the first 5 episodes of American Gods and I am completely turned off by it. I've seen the raving reviews and my mom tells me the book is really good. I like the idea behind the setting (gods being legitimate entities that are powered by faith). This show seems to exemplify "Style...

Mostly Church. My favorite RvB running gad is the "Son of a *****"

Allow me to present the design for the first posterior cleansing tree sheet. As you can see, there is a right way and a wrong way

I'm waiting for them to show a cutscene and claim that this was an actual incident

4 did have an ending where you got raped. I wouldn't be surprised

Frankly, any sufficiently large fanbase grows pretty weird over time. I literally watched a battle report where a guy had replaced his ultamarines' heads with smurfs and changed their drop pods into mushrooms...The Emperor has forsaken us

Heresy! The last 2 Dawn of war games were really good. There was also Space Marine, where you played as an Ultra-smurf. There's a lot of shit too, but this is par with the course for licensed games

Wait, it isn't April 1st yet. What madness is this?

Porpsi's for losers and mouth breathers. Winners drink cloke.

True to form, the comic's plot is becoming as convoluted and impenetrable as an actual Final Fantasy plot

Jim Sterling had an excellent video on the topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiQ9kdPLXJw