Recent content by rickicker

Tsk tsk tsk, Yahtzee. You know those old fossils in the Senate says that we're not supposed to learn anything while playing video games, tangential or otherwise. And you know that those old fossils in the Senate are never wrong. -sarcastic snigger- Also, I honestly do think both Modern...

Nope, Yahtzee, you won't deter me from buying this game. Why? Because I've never given the Uncharted games two shits of a fuck before this. While Uncharted 1 & 2 was busy being hailed as the second coming of Christ, I was too busy to give a fuck as I finished up Eternal Sonata and Star Ocean...

"Realism". PFFFFFT! -stiffled girlish giggle- Ahem! Anyways, while I am not an avid fan of FPS, B3 seemed to be taking a whole lot of the pages of the common modern FPS handbook and run with it naked and screaming, "WHEE! LOOK AT ME! I'M A UNIQUE FLOWER AMIDST A FIELD OF GREYISH BROWN!"...

It kinda defeats the purpose of the Kinect as a new type of controller, doesn't it? Instead of working properly on select games, it should have, to quote a certain meme, WORK PROPERLY ON ALL THE GAMES. XD

To quote your Lords of Shadows review, Yahtzee, this Kinect review is "attempting to jump on the bandwagon so late that the band has completed three sold out world tours and sold their wagon to a scrap dealer." You should've ripped this piece of gaming abortion the moment it came out, man. But...

Yup, guess it just goes to show you: Indies got all the awesome ideas but always strapped for cash to get them out the door, while Big Industry got all the money of the world coming out their collective sweaty arse but is too retarded to do much other than pump out more shit. Gaming Industry...

I think the entirety of Gears of Wars series runs on bayonet chainsaw vasectomy, because of the whole "HOLY SHIT BAYONET CHAINSAW VASECTOMY LOLOLOLOLOLZ!!" mentality of both the producers and the audience who bought them. It was only when they see the later games that comes after GoW that they...

Oh HELL yeah, Yahtzee! If they ever release a Wolfman apocalypse survival action game, I would play the SHIT out of it! At the very least, it'll be an interesting diversion from all of the fahking zombie bullshit! Hey guys, if you're sick and tired of the zombie over-saturation, next time...

So I take it you're also not a fan of the "Resident Milla Jovovich" movies then, eh, Yahtzee? XD It's sad when a game tries to outdo the original only to fall flat back on its arse and reminded us of its far superior predecessor. I have an idea, THQ: why don't you take a two months break...

Oh Yahtzee, you self-proclaimed pinnacle of manhood, you! Don't you know that cunty bitches run this world? Beyonce even proclaimed it proudly, the dyke! I like Catherine or Katherine (or Qatherine or AHSMMMMGHGWQJJStherine with four Ms and a silent Q) because it is a strong statement on the...

You know, at times like these, I really hate you XBox360 owners for getting awesome things from the XBLA first. Bastion looked like an awesome game, and I firmly believe that even more when Yahtzee has very little bad things to say about it. Always a great rule of thumb, that. But then again...

I really think the Assassin's Creed games has ran its course since AssCred 2. Unless they have something groundbreaking in the long awaited AssCred 3 instead of "The Further Adventures of Awesome Guy Ezio Auditore" that the spin-offs seemed to be enforcing, I'll be banking my money on Sucker...

I dunno, dude. I mean, if the "Dead Space" games sell themselves as an FPS, then yes, they were scary. However, if they try to pass themselves as a horror game, well, I can point to "Amnesia" and say, "No, Dead Space. No, you're not. Now, run along and play nice with the rest of the FPS boys...

Here I go, sticking my neck out to get chopped. Ahem! I hated FPS. For three reasons: 1. Chest-high walls 2. Samey gameplay 3. Dirty brown or gunmetal-gray color palette You may now proceed to flame me and scream how the "Call of Duty" series is, quote unquote, "TEH GREATEZT...

I seriously lost it during the "There is no middle finger big enough!" bit. Classic, Yahtzee! An absolute classic! So, let me get this straight: America is no longer the sweaty fat teenage girl writing self-insert fanfiction about the hunky European boy down the street, but is now the...