Recent content by RisenStorm

One of those games with few original ideas, but it executes them well enough that I simply do not give a damn; I'm too busy trying not to get trampled by a Thunderjaw. Side note, when are people going to give up the "robot dinosaurs" thing? Most of the machine's designs bear zero resemblance...

Nioh isn't snapped in half by incredibly overpowered Greatshields. Nioh wins by default.

Titanfall 2, COD: IW and Battlefield One were *all* crushingly mediocre, if for wildly varying reasons.

If Dark Souls ruined RPGs for some, Steel Battalion has ruined mech combat games for you and I. ANYWHO... Battlefield One did nothing with its setting and straight up insults its setting by basically making a WWII shooter of a WWI-themed game. Titanfall 2 was only fun when you weren't...

Because anytime Yahtzee harshly criticizes a beloved game, tons of salt results from its fanbase, which tends to forget that Yahtzee is a critic first and foremost.

Another funny review. Can't wait for the salt from the game's fanbase. Hopefully it arrives before my fries do. Oh and first, I guess.

I will take 60 FPS over 30 FPS whenever it's available, but I do not consider 30 FPS game-ruining except in the case of the fast paced hack 'n slash genre I have a soft spot for.

I'd like to see games (particularly RPGs) utilize superbosses more often. This is different than either optional bosses or true final bosses, in that superbosses in general are much harder than a game's final boss, but are not mandatory to complete a game. For all the issues I had with both...

Misago, the fourth boss of Ikaruga. On what's already by far the most frustrating level, we have my least favorite boss. Unlike almost every boss/miniboss in the game, you have next to no room to move in this boss fight. Basically, if one twitch of your thumb or finger is even slightly off, you...

Somewhere with more color and better writing.

About the time NFS: Underground was released, IMO. That was about the point it started going south, though it was going in slow motion for several years until the seventh gen consoles arrived. Then, it sped way the hell up.

Well, time to raise my nuclear shields. *Deep breath* I had fun with the XIII series. Sure, their stories aren't great (he said rather optimistically). Their gameplay, though, I found to be enjoyable enough that I finished all three games. Sure, they're not games I see myself...

Sonic was never good for the exact reason he states. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And as usual, my opinion is rather contradictory. I just couldn't get into Witcher 3. I put it down, never came back to it. For me, Rocket League was actually my GOTY. Bloodborne is an insanely close runner-up. If Bloodborne had launched with the Old Hunters DLC (like it really should...

The Burial Blade from Bloodborne. Effectively, it's a large curved sword that can attach to a handle on your back to become a scythe. You look awesome using it, it has a great moveset, solid enough damage, good rally and stun potential, the works. The boss who uses it also has a few nasty tricks...