Recent content by Rituro

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    Zero Punctuation: No Man's Sky

    I am honestly shocked that it took this long for me to find a reviewer to make what I thought was the obvious comparison to Spore. Once again, I have wasted my life trusting anyone who doesn't offer their worldview through 2D stop-motion. But seriously, how has the "NMS = SporeCraft"...
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    Blizzard Addresses Overwatch Summer Games Controversy

    Thanks, Tom. It was a banner day at the Saltlympics, as Saltmerica pulled off a trifecta of medals in the 100m, 200m, and 500m umadbro dash. Not to be outdone, Saltaly surprised more than a few onlookers with a podium finish in the pole salt. And now, here's Debbie with your weekly health news.
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    Aladdin, The Lion King, and The Jungle Book Now Available to Play Online

    I can still feel the heat of the woodstove making the playroom almost unbearable as I sweated through Lion King on Genesis as a kid. Nostalgia mode ACTIVATE
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    Pokemon GO Server Issues Over the Weekend May Have Been a DDoS Attack

    Somehow I think the reported 47mil people in the login queue had more to do with the server issues than alleged hackers.
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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Power Rangers

    Hear, hear. I managed to solve my woes with Chroma Squad during the Steam Summer Sale. Exactly what we want, plus tactical sprite combat!
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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Total War Warhammer

    More fantasy settings need to provide cabbage dragons for those vegetarian dragon-slayers.
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    #117: Hero Economics

    I so, so want to believe that "Althea" is a call-out to Althena from Lunar. I doubt it, but I can dream!
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    Ark: Survival Evolved Devs Settle Lawsuit with Trendy

    $40mil, you say? So, all Dungeon Defenders II DLC is now free forever, right?
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    5 Actors Who Should Play J. Jonah Jameson

    Having watched Christopher McDonald absolutely tear it up as Hon. Judge Don Schakowsky on "The Good Wife", I can realistically see him putting a solid stamp on JJJ. Beyond him, J.K. Simmons owned that role so wholly and completely that the bar is near-impossibly high for a non-Simmons replacement.
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    The First Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2 Trailer Gets Weird, Fast

    "...the oddball comedy stars The Office alum 'as a woman'..." You may have forgotten to put Ellie Kemper's name in there.
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    Game of The Year 2016

    100% on board with you. Cities: Skylines eked out Pillars of Eternity for my personal GOTY, which is no small feat considering how much love I have for Infinity engine-era games. C:S hooks me in for hours at a time in a way not seen since my ongoing Football Manager addiction.
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    All Systems Nominal - MechWarrior Online Launches to Steam

    Is this any better or worse than HAWKEN? That scratched my itch for PvP robot combot and then some.
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    Overexposure

    Well, no, obviously Wasteland is not Fallout. Wasteland is Wasteland. Fallout is a 1950's pulp-sci-fi Wasteland.
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    8 Games with Awesome First Levels

    The extended character creation that was Fallout 3's first level/scene still ranks in my mind as a pretty darn good setup for the game that follows. Capping the whole thing off with a "first-time-seeing-sunlight" fade into the devastation of the Capitol Wasteland was just sublime.
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    XCOM 2 Delayed

    Good. Continue making quality X-COM games, Firaxis. Anyone who would pretend to the Gollop throne had better bring their A-game. You're 2-for-2 so far - let's see if you can make it a treble...