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    Would you do your best friend if you could?

    Mr. Helmet, we've gone over this time and time again. I am not gay, I do not love you, I am not harboring any feelings for you, and it just wouldn't work out between us. I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but it's not gonna happen. I don't care if you are my best friend. If it came...
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    The Prisoner's Dilemma

    We'll assume that the friend in question is my best friend, a fellow Escapist member by the alias of "Helmet." Taking that into account, I'd hold my tongue. I know, without a doubt in my mind, that he's got my back. I'd stay silent, he'd do the same, and we'd only have six months. Not too...
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    Consider this a low rent "contest"

    ...Fuck Mr. Helmet! You are my new hero.
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    What is the Meaning of your life?

    Meaning of my life? Not quite sure on that one. I'll keep ya'll updated, though.
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    Why'd you choose your name?

    Well, Mr. Helmet, with all due respect you do have an extremely thick head. It was really funny watching that guy headbutt you... As for mine, a few friends made a band when we were all in junior high. They were all scrawny wusses, and couldn't move their own instruments, amps, etc... and...