Recent content by Roboto

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    Rayman Legends Trailer Shows Off GamePad Moves

    Not too fond of that gamepad thing. But that art, oh my god the art.
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    Google's Self-Driving Cars Pass 300,000 Miles Accident-Free

    Fast isn't the word I would use; long travel is more like it. Plug in a 10 hour cross-country drive and just chill with the in - car TV or xbox.
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    Rayman Legends Trailer Introduces Axe-Wielding New Character

    I thought the rayman branch was the good guys? The French dude came back to Rayman, I have to give him my money. I think it is written in one of those video game bibles.
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    Forum Upgrades

    Finally, FINALLY I can read the text across the screen without being all the way zoomed in or out! I weep tears!
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    Science Proves Your Grandma Right About Pop Music

    You can't have missed epic sax guy!
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    Google Unveils Internet Service 100 Times Faster Than Broadband

    It's like being the country that invented roads. Every other country that copies that idea down the line will start with improved designs, while the country that invented it will still have the same crappy roads they started with way back when just because they still get the job done, even if...
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    Space Janitors: Episode 8

    Thank god this not-retarded show is going to stay. :)
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    Military Scientists Unveil Sound-Powered Fire Extinguisher

    I was thinking how hilarious it would be with that video sound replaced with vuvuezela sound screaming at the fire into submission. I call first dibs.
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    Valve Not Interested in Streaming Games like OnLive

    Mad props, sir. Going to edit this now so I don't sound like a doucher: yes, I know we are running out of pipe. We need more pipe but can't really make more, just gotta use it better.
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    Valve Not Interested in Streaming Games like OnLive

    Leaving that as an open ended "google it" is fairly unwise, since my first result is http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2012/06/20/spectrum-crunch-is-a-lie.aspx#.T_31W_VFmAc which would disprove your point :/
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    Diehard Webcomic Fans Invent Fake Anime

    4/14 - Kamina shades. Row row, fight the powuh!
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    U.S. Government Denies Existence of Mermaids

    That'll be $10, plus $5 royalties for each he, ha, and $7.50 for hos for their deep, hearty connotation.
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    Uncle Sam Wants Your Twitter Data

    Not going to say ninja'd since you matched my sentiments exactly and saved me some time. That doesn't even qualify under rare-disease levels, and even then the extremely rare disease doesn't have 100% mortality rate. If one of the hundreds of millions of tweets says "I'm going to kill...
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    U.S. Government Denies Existence of Mermaids

    Almost makes paying taxes worth it.
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    BioWare Reaps Forgiveness From FTC Complainant

    We didn't like your ending. You have 2 months to get all your actors and writers back together, designers and artists, and redesign it all completely from nothing. Then it has to be free and pass certification. Sarcasm Mode Deactivated I'm with you. As far as damage control is concerned, you...