Recent content by Rot Krieg

Welp, movies are officially dead.

So, we could have got a proper Fable sequel without Molyneux's involvement involving Victorian London-styled, Jules Verne inspired steampunk sci-fi!? ************. I would have bought an XBONE to play that. Nice work, Microsoft.

Well, let's hope everyone gets better voice direction than they did in the first game. Didn't matter that they had Brad Dourif, and Lena Heady. The voice acting was awful.

Okay, it's a little cliche to yell "Simpsons did it!", but seriously? Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children, a place where children with special abilities can live free from a world that hates and fears them. That's not at all similar to: Charles Xavier's School For Gifted...

Oh my god! This needs to happen! Can you imagine the Deadpool jokes!? "Luke, did you really kiss your sister? Soooo... she's into freaky shit, like a guy who looks like this?" *lifts mask* "Whoa with the barfing there, Jedi-man. Hey, y'all have Spaghetti in your galaxy too?"

Well, I think it's high time for me to drag my PS2 copy of Silent Hill 2 out, instead of that crappy PS3 port. Yay!

Wow. Where to start with this one? I love Game Theory, but this is the first one I have to completely disagree with you. The primary problem is that this theory glosses over so many finer points. Jack wanted to save millions on Elpis? My read on that has always been that those millions of...

Did anyone else get an ad for Blackhat in front of this review? I did, and it made the resulting review HILARIOUS!

This game is absolutely terrifying. It's quite a joy to play. On a side note, after watching Jim's defense of Alien 3 I went and watched the extended version of the movie, and I think he's right. If you can get past the deaths of Hicks and Newt and some of the movie's other flaws (It's...

Oh my god! I'm not the only one! I not only didn't hate the dance in the street, but it was so utterly absurd I loved it. Still didn't like the movie, but at least I know there's someone else out there who thought it had redeeming qualities.

Frickin' hilarious. Well done, Yahtzee.

Do the sequel, Phantasmagoria 2: A puzzle Of Flesh!

Wow. I think this may be the first time I ever heard a negative review of WC3. I have to disagree with the initial assessment. WC3, and 4 to a different degree, were one of the few examples of FMV actually working in a game. The story was good, the characters were fun, and unlike nearly...

Great damn video, Yahtzee. I laughed my ass off.

Actually, Sega has stated that it SHIPPED 1.3 million units, not that those units have actually sold.