Recent content by S4mDoomFish

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    Escorts Aren't Free

    There was that one escort mission in Just Cause 2 and it's just such a cliche escort mission. And that's probably why it's in there. You start on a mountain top. The whole army of the island in your back. Escorting a NPC with the same AI as the generic island inhabitants. And the whole thing...
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    Unskippable: Captain America

    The two lower tentacles on the skull symbol make it look like it got boobs. Can't unsee it. Don't want to.
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    Diablo III Beta Now Live

    No new mail displayed, but I went checking anyways. Suddenly, a new junk mail!! Could it possibly be?! OMGOMGOMGOMG "Best-Penis" "Max-Gentleman*Enlargement*Pills" ... f*ck you, internet