Recent content by Sam G

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    Inheritance Of The Meek - Binding Of Isaac RP (accepting sign-ups)

    There's, like, 500 of 'em, though. I guess my main intent was that people who've played the game'd be more inclined to sign up, but I guess it isn't as mainstream of a title as I initially took it to be... more folks should play it, it's great.
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    Inheritance Of The Meek - Binding Of Isaac RP (accepting sign-ups)

    Fuck you! This is gonna be the best RP ever! Binding of Isaac's great. Everybody loves Binding of Isaac.
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    Inheritance Of The Meek - Binding Of Isaac RP (accepting sign-ups)

    Hiding was all the children could think to do. They'd been living their lives as normal when one day, gradually, things started to change for them. Mummy or Daddy started hearing voices, and then they'd have things taken away from them. First went toys and games, and then their parents claimed...
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    The Escapist Rap Battle Thread

    Certainly did! He appears to've read it, as well. I'm contemplating as to whether it'd be appropriate for me to start making chicken noises and directing them at him at this point.
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    The Escapist Rap Battle Thread

    Aha! It's been five days, and he hasn't replied yet, though! Surely that's a few more points in my favour?
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    The Escapist Rap Battle Thread

    I've created this thread for the purpose of a rap-battle challenge which I have issued to the user "HollaAtchABoi", so that we may handle this matter without sullying the more formal areas of the forum, and so that we may have an audience to judge this dispute. This thread may, at later dates...
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    The Escapist Rap Battle Thread

    I've created this thread for the purpose of a rap-battle challenge which I have issued to the user "HollaAtchABoi", so that we may handle this matter without sullying the more formal areas of the forum, and so that we may have an audience to judge this dispute. This thread may, at later dates...
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    On the Road to Vegas: Roadtrip RP (second and actual thread)

    "Nicky, I have never been so aroused in my entire life. Let's roll." Jimmy bust out the window on the passenger's side and rolled out, then straightened up and crouched down to allow Nikolai to climb onto his back.
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    Draw some ponies (you know you want to)

    Kapow! This here's the Sampony: Had this kickin' around fer a few months now, but in the spirit of the occasion I'm sharin' it here.
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    The Ratings War VI: Aces High - Round 1 (Closed - Judging)

    BAM! Gettin' in on this like a ************ who gets in on things with incredible enthusiasm and passion! Get ready to be dazzled and astounded by the fresh originality and creativity that's gone into my entirely new and original character that I'll be using this time, hahahahaha! *is incredibly...
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    Alternian Shennanigans

    > Zerset: Continue to be completely loveable and not even slightly irritating. Hey, yeah, me 7oo! I'77 go wi7h S7imeb7ood, an' make su7e he doesn'7 ge7 backs7abbed o7 ki77ed o7 no7hin'. At last, you've spotted an opportunity to avoid all the people you'd rather not expose yourself to at...
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    Alternian Shennanigans

    >Zerset: Suit up. Having crawled out of your pitycove long enough to engage in the plottin', you naturally shirked to the back of the group so you wouldn't have to talk to anybody. Unfortunately, that snotblood (wait, how are you calling him that? His blood's the same shade as yours! You...
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    Alternian Shennanigans

    > Zerset: Moirail-senses: TINGLE! Your ears prick up as you detect an un-'railled troll in need of a feelings-jam in the area. Though normally you'd be pulling on your most conciliatory underwear and rushing to their aid as fast as your hindered ankles would carry you, this time you have a...
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    Alternian Shennanigans

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    Alternian Shennanigans

    > Zerset: Be the goddamn employee of the month. You climb up the blueblood by his lab-coat, supporting yourself on his shoulder. The boss looks fairly healthy, given that he's just been shot through the chest. That's good. Uh... b-boss...? You lose your grip on the blueblood and...