Recent content by Samael Barghest

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    Zero Punctuation: Get Even

    I couldn't help it. As soon as he said the name "Cole Black" my eyes rolled so hard that it was actually kind of painful.
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    The Mummy

    I feel like the major problem with this movie was that it was too safe. It was entirely predictable, all the best jokes were in the trailers, this movie just didn't do enough of anything to be worthwhile. It felt more paint-by-numbers than what a movie kickstarting a universe should be.
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    Zero Punctuation: Injustice 2

    And here I thought this week's critique would be for the new Friday The 13 game. Maybe it'll be here next week.
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    Capcom Announces Monster Hunter XX for Switch, Spiking Nintendo Share Price

    With the super attacks. It feels a bit too anime-ish. Yeah, I know that Toukiden had super attacks but in that game we're fighting demons. MH might have dragons and such. But they're no different to this world than what a deer would be to ours. So being able to shoot a supernova out of your...
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    Platinum Games Says it is "Constantly Talking" About Bayonetta 3

    Less Bayonetta attempting to be sexy would be nice. It feels like she's a child that only holds the barest knowledge of "sex appeal" and has gone full mental trying to show it off. I also think she's just not that sexy, holding the exact same viewpoints as Yahtzee does.
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    Capcom Announces Monster Hunter XX for Switch, Spiking Nintendo Share Price

    Even though MH has slowly been losing me due to it getting more and more goofy as well as pathetically easy. I have to agree with everyone else. It wouldn't make sense for them to not bring it over. This style of game is getting more and more popular. You got the big one Monster Hunter, the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Wilson's Heart

    Is VR still a thing? I thought we would've forgotten about it by now. Well, maybe someone will do something with it since it's apparently around for good.
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    Red Dead Redemption 2 Pushed Back to Spring 2018

    So they don't have to complete with Far Cry 5. I heard it was suppose to come out around the same time and it would make sense for the smaller IP (Red Dead in this case) to move in order to have a better chance of making money.
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    Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen is Coming to PS4 and Xbox One this Fall

    I swear the didn't do so well the first time was simply because it had the balls to come out the same year as Skyrim's Dawnguard DLC. Maybe Capcom will pick a better release window this time. Though it doesn't hurt that the current generation of consoles is wholly lacking in open-world fantasy...
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    Trying to find a song

    Spent 10 minutes googling to no avail You could try emailing the ad company The Richards Group (per http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Orkin) or Orkin themselves to see if anyone knows Another avenue would be to try those song detector apps but I doubt those would work here Finding old forums...
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    Trying to find a song

    So I was going through funny commercial and I came across an old Orkin commercial. It was kind of creepy but funny. However, it left me with a thought. Was that a real song? https://youtu.be/RBCe6go6NXE?t=15
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    Zero Punctuation: Outlast 2

    I have never understood the appeal of horror games. It's a horror game, going into one should completely diffuse any tension from the simple fact that it is a horror game. I get torture porn. Unless your mind is well and truly messed up, there could be something there that gets to you.
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    Would you resent someone for no attending a funeral?

    It depends on the situation. When my great grandmother died, I had been living with her for nearly a decade. And truthfully, we hated eachother. But that's what happens when you have two people together that only care about themselves. I actually didn't plan to go to her funeral but ended up...
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    Sega Has a Bayonetta Countdown

    This is just all around dumb to me. Sega abandoned it, only to see there was some money left in the series. Now it's trying to milk it. I already have the Wii U and the PS3 version. I'm not buying the same pissing game a third time. Only a complete pillock would do something that stupid. Now...