Recent content by Sammisaurus

March 9th. Barbie shares my birthday; yes, the doll. I didn't even know dolls could have birthdays! I get overshadowed by a piece of plastic every year...

In real life I'm Samantha... In Skyrim I am Samanthicus, DESTROYER OF EVIL!

Age of Empires, and Starcraft! Still some of my favorite games.

Ooooh! Okay, I'd want a nice, lightweight pistol. But it's no ordinary pistol! It shoots hot air balloons that automatically seek my enemies and drops bombs of acidic jelly onto them. Why? Jelly is sticky! You can't get that stuff off quickly, especially when you're flailing about because it's...

I've noticed that a lot of the time, when I don't really feel like telling a whole story, I just say "And, well, hilarity ensued..."

I don't quite remember but doesn't the black cop end up living in Saw?

Love me by Justin Beiber >< Go on! Laugh! I'm not proud of it! xD

I don't have to love my country. I just have to live somewhere!

A spy! Having all the cool gadgets, flouncing around suspicious facilities, throwing sharp things at people I don't want living anymore, uncovering conspiracies... it'd be amazimg :) But a slightly more realistic (and less dangerous) one would be a journalist! Because then I'd still get to snoop...

Hound of the Baskervilles, Minecraft, and King Kong? Oh man... So Sherlock Holmes is trying to build a house but King Kong comes and knocks it down and pushes him in to a lava flow... yeah.

Also, he's the only person in the entire universe who can swim, apparently. And he kills things with his awesome ^^

If this girl worked for, I don't know, Amazon, you could also try ordering something from them just so she would have to come talk to you!

I'm vegan.

When you do something awesome and look to see how many experience points it got you. Or when you toss an object to someone thinking they're paying attention, and when it ends up just hitting them, the first words out of your mouth (before 'sorry') are, "Sneak attack! Critical strike!!"

I would like to be in the Assassin's Creed universe, but only if I got to be one of the assassins.