Recent content by samus17

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    Escape to the Movies: American Sniper - An Empty War Film

    Classic case of reviewing "what I wanted to be in the movie" vs reviewing what the movie actually is
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    Zero Punctuation: Next Gen Buyer's Guide

    Deja Vu much?
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    Escape to the Movies: The Lone Ranger

    You know what's funny? Johnny Depp got the native american's blessings on him playing the character, and better yet, they okayed the giant crow on his head because they actually do wear crow feathers on their heads, so they figured the whole thing would be okay since it's a flipping movie and...
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    Top 5 Friday: Top 5 First Person Shooters

    What did he mean by "hoping there's a CS2"? Counter-strike GO is the third installment of the series... Surely he didn't mean that he thought CS:GO was the first counter strike game...right?
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    Escape to the Movies: Les Miserables

    All I got from Bob on this one was: I've read the book and it's not as good and I don't do musicals and here's why
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    Call Goes Out For Shooter Cease Fire

    Yea nah, this is dumb. In fact, I might just go boot up one of the Postal games in retaliation for gamers feeling they owe anyone anything or have guilt for playing a video-game.
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    Escape to the Movies: Life of Pi

    It's pretty sad how many people talk about how they were shyed away just because of the religious stuff in the movie.
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    The Big Picture: You Are Wrong About Sucker Punch, Part One

    Sorry Bob, but this video (and I'm going to assume, the next as well) are only coming off as you grasping at whatever theory you can to save some face for your review of this movie. To put it blatantly: YOU ARE OVER-THINKING THIS MOVIE! So far what you have told us is just scrambled...
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    Jimquisition: Rape vs. Murder

    Wow, I never really watch Sterling's videos and now I am reminded why: You state RIGHT IN THE BEGINNING that you have no idea what you're talking about, so that makes everything you're going to say already moot! Pretty much everything you state falls short; this video is nothing but...
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    The Big Picture: Tropes vs. MovieBob

    Complaining that videogames cater to men is like complaining that the Oxygen channel caters to women; there's going to be pandering and NO ONE SHOULD CARE
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    Zero Punctuation: Diablo 3

    Wait... Yahtzee never played either of the other Diablo games? Yahtzee didn't BEAT the extremely short campaign that is Diablo 3? Yahtzee didn't turn on elective mode to use whatever spell in whatever category? GOOD GOD MAN! I CANT DEFEND YOU ON THIS ONE!
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    BioWare Uses Stock Photo for Tali in Mass Effect 3

    Does anyone else notice that they didn't even photoshop out the knuckles for the missing fingers they edited out? LAZY WITHIN THE LAZY-IT'S A LAZY-CEPTION BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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    Escape to the Movies: Final Destination 5

    Screw you moviebob! Spirits within made it work, this new movie can make it work too! Don't judge before you SEE IT!
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    Escape to the Movies: Green Lantern

    Wait...it's NOT getting a sequel? Then what the fuck is with that scene after the credits?
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    Escape to the Movies: The Hangover 2

    Sequel? Check. Bob hates it because it's more of the same? Saw that coming. Check. Social commentary in the 'dude bro voice'? Check. This is the pirates 2 review...