Recent content by SaunaKalja

Get the nearest astropath and call the Inquisition. This planet needs an Exterminatus.

False dichotomy really gets me. Usually it's accompanied by argument from ignorance. I bet you can guess the context where this comes up often.

I think Betteridge's law of headlines [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_Law_of_Headlines] applies here, once again.

So hold on. Not only is there a game called Battle Raper, there is also a Battle Raper 2? Oh world, how I love you.

No mention of the testicles? He just keeps surprising, even after all this time. I must say after seeing some gameplay videos of the game, the x-ray bullet penetration view invokes the same disgust that Mortal Kombat (whatever the newest number is) does with its x-ray views of bone breaking...

A real quality game, I see.

I'll buy a Barnacle-Lamp if I can also get a Poison Headcrab-[something you keep under your bed].

Oh no, why am I blushing?

Speaking of long games, I really loved the beginning of Silent Storm as well. But later in the game (with more enemies on the map) the enemy turns just took forEVER. That really killed the game for me. That and the freaking armored robot tank suits. "Like shooting those enemies with your...

I do agree with the OP. Dark hair looks way more attractive to me. Also I don't see a direct correlation between height and attractiveness.

I'm unable to muster any kind of sympathy for the dead bully. Many bullies do deserve a stab or two, this one got 11. Lets see how many the next one gets.

Stalker before a million patches. Another noteworthy game was Splinter Cell: Double Agent. The gameplay itself wasn't so buggy, but the menus, configurations etc. made me think not a single person ever tried it before release. Minor stuff like the answers to a "yes/no" question in the menus...

Torchlight: "This helmet has way better stats, but this hat looks way baller!" Okay, I jest. These questions. I can never think of a proper answer until an hour after posting. So this time I'll say: Civilization 4 (and other similar games). A weaker but trustworthy and friendly civilization...

A place where I'm the only on capable of any kind of logical thought. So in other words, being stuck with fundamentalist religious people.

Smuggling elephants in things and things in elephants is all well and good, but the part about drug trafficking mob boss faces is so weird.