Recent content by Scarlet Knight

Alumnus of Rutger's University who wanted something in the Medieval / fantasy vein. Can't believe it was actually available.

I hear the crys of a million history teachers wailing as one...

Metro, you playa!

I thought the original was "Tonsil Hockey"?

Hey! The Italian dive is an artform! Just imagine it with music: "My leeeeg! Thou hast struck me a death blow!" "Ooooh Noooo! It is a only a touch! " "Ow ow ow ow ow! " "Ooooh Noooo! It is a only a touch! " "A touch ! I fear I breathe my last!" "Freeee Kiiick!" *Applause* "Grazie...

The accents were a problem. "Look what I got the yank to pay for a ticket! That sucker!" "What was that, pal?" "That's soccer, old chap. You bought tickets for soccer." "Oh, all right then..." Go USA! Stop disappointing me!

"I put red & white striping on my baton. Now the citizens can say they were 'candy caned' !"

I can't wait for "Space Tits" the movie!

"Pft! If-a I'm-a not-a fraid of a 15 foot-a gorilla, you think-a puny stun-a stick scares-a me!"

Is he ill-tempered?

*Sigh* Oh, to be cast "flagrante" in bronze and placed somewhere where the natives still practice fertility rites...like Cancun...

Madame, who is your optometrist? Quincy McGoo?

What is this "Halo" of which you speak...?

Hey, the only reason the terrorists didn't blow up the whole rollercoaster was because the robots were armed! If we moved armed robots into every town where there was a terrorist base, Americans would sleep sounder; & not just the park employees....

That line never worked for Solomon Grundy either...