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    Not Another Photo Thread

    Mohammed Lee? Is that you!?
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    Not Another Photo Thread

    I still have my sleepy morning face on, and I want to pretend i'm like the sexy people on here, so have one from last night.
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    What if it was all fake?

    For eleven years i'd be an incredibly well-spoken child prodigy who could use the better understanding of the workings of socialising to become well-liked by pretty much everyone. But then i'd just become a mediocre 16-year-old again.
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    Have you ever thought about suicide?

    I'm only really here because a few people need me. Just the other night I had this mental image of stabbing myself in the chest. But as I said to my friend that night, whatever it is that stops people from killing themselves, i've got just enough of it.
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    The Bell Tolls For the Twinkie - UPDATED

    I've never had a Twinkie. Now i'm sad because I never will. I didn't know I wanted a Twinkie until now. If I ever did try one, I probably wouldn't even like it. I think it's the Zombieland guy. I feel bad for him.
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    How would you run hell?

    You'd have to live the relevant parts of the lives of every living being you had ever wronged. Like, that insect whose wings and legs you tore off when you were little? You'll have to go through exactly what you did to them. And that's assuming you only did it once. Regular, decent people...
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    What games are on your Christmas list?

    I'm gonna go read some reviews for Rocksmith, see if that's any good. I'm probably going to think Assassin's Creed 3 is shit, but I have this impending feeling that i'm going to just get it anyway.
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    Poll: Have you ever changed your username?

    When I first joined the site, I briefly operated under the guise of "seminoob22". I grew tired of pretending to be the average layperson, and decided to reveal my true self to the world. I kind of wish I could change my identity entirely on here, I would make myself ridiculous.
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    Albums That Are Good From Start To Finish:

    Station to Station - David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars - David Bowie Diamond Dogs - David Bowie Scary Monsters and Super Creeps - David Bowie Dark Side of The Moon - Pink Floyd Timelord - Momus Voyager - Momus Take The Kids off...
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    spacy music

    Less "mellow" more "awe-inspiring fear", but it was the first thing that came to mind. A little bit of vocals towards the end but not english (or any language I can recognise).
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    French Ad: Vita's as Fun As a Four-Boobed Girl

    This is actually wonderful. Funny, Riqué without being (blatantly, at the very least least) sexist. Good show. *golf clap*
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    Poll: I'm Changing my Avatar and losing my Recognition!!!

    Change your avatar. Change your title. Stop formatting your posts like this. See what happens. OT: I've only changed my avatar once. Both were cloaked, silhouetted figures. But i'm not even recognised here except maybe by some Brovengers/ my fellow bastards.
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    Star Wars Episode 7

    I honestly don't even give a shit anymore. When I first saw this on my facebook, I raised an eyebrow in mild suprise and kept scrolling. Star Wars will only ever be the original trilogy to me.
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    World of Tanks Named Best MMO at Golden Joystick Awards

    ... For the past four years up until a few months ago, I had my heart and mind set on becoming a game designer. I guess i'll just be a music video director or an artist of some kind then.
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    World of Tanks Named Best MMO at Golden Joystick Awards

    Aren't these awards for games from last year? Because if Spec Ops: The Line doesn't rack up some serious accolades, the medium is dead to me.