Recent content by senorcromas

<spoiler=OOC> Aaaaaaaaaa sorry for not posting. I lost power for a few days. I'll get caught up and then edit in a post? Or maybe I should just do a whole new post? Whichever's easier.

>Rich: Nope. N-nope! He- he just brought the fight outside, is all! He's probably kicking IMPS ASS as you speak! Yup! No reason to be WORRIED. Nosiree. You aren't WORRYING. Why would you be WORRYING? WORRYING would imply something is wrong, which, as we all know, is simply NOT THE CASE. Even...

>Rich: Remain civil. Oh no he did not. He did not just (possibly) attack your UNCLE and then slam a DOOR in your FACE. Suddenly, a thought crosses your mind. Why was that IMP alive? It was an ENEMY in a closed environment with your UNCLE. Your UNCLE couldn't have lost, no way. He's must be...

>Rich: Go check on your UNCLE ...what? Oh! Right! Your UNCLE! He's probably in DANGER! You quit FREAKING THE FUCK OUT with your CORPSE BUDDY. You decide instead to FREAK THE FUCK OUT all the way to your UNCLE'S STUDY. >Barge in. What are you, an animal?! You knock politely twice on the...

Rich: Get dangerous. So. you're surrounded by a group of vicious IMPS, and and are currently choking the life out of their friend. Many people would be intimidated by a situation such as this. However, you've got an UNCLE to save! This CONFRONTATION is peanuts to you! You decide to swing...

>Rich: Be Greg. W-what? Why on Earth would you want to do that? There are IMPS to choke, and UNCLES to save! You can't just run around, being OTHER PEOPLE all WILLY NILLY. That would just be COUNTER INTUITIVE. You decide instead to quickly collect the GRIST from the recently fallen IMP, and...

Rich: Angrily Assassinate. Ooooh no. Nobody GRAFFITIS your HOUSE! Except for your UNCLE, when he is in a GRAFFITI mood. Speaking of which, you briefly wonder how he's doing. You don't have to wonder long, because you soon hear a scream coming from his STUDY. That can not be GOOD. >Check on...

>Rich: Fondly regard creation(s). Oh man, you REGARD your creations so hard. With Your NEW friggin' sweet MACINTOSH, you can probably keep in touch with your BUDS, and other things, probably. You don't know. You'll figure it out later. You're more impressed with the MUSICAL GARROTE. Oh...

<spoiler=OOC> Karkat is the best moirail.Rich: Survey battle scene. Yessssss. You are the BEST. Okay, well, the trolls did help. You guess you are all the best. Good. Fairness problem: SOLVED. Be more respectful to the dead. Fiiiine. You loot the fallen IMPS' corpses and take what...

>Rich: Diplomatic Approach. Nope. They've had enough chances. You have put up with SHENANIGANS for LONG ENOUGH. It's time to LET LOOSE. And by 'LET LOOSE', you mean 'DO PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT SAME THING YOU'VE BEEN DOING, BUT ON A SLIGHTLY LARGER SCALE'. The mass of capitalized words cannot...

> Rich: Kill IMPS. Acquire CURRENCY. Oh, you are going to kill SO MANY IMPS. It's going to be REALLY RATHER RIDICULOUS. Just as soon as you get OUTSIDE. You figure that's where the majority of THEM will be. At the very least, you'll find the ONES YOU LET ESCAPE. BESIDES, you were getting...

>Rich: Retrieve EARBUDS. You let the IMP escape, if only so he'll TELL HIS FRIENDS. You pick up Your EARBUDS and casually walk into the lIVING ROOM. You've had some time to thinks, and you think you've come up with some pretty dang nifty COMBINATION IDEAS, if you do say so yourself. >Start...

Rich: Untie Imp. You'll get to it. first, you pick up your HEADPHONES, and put them back into your STRIFE SPECIBUS, to be safe. Then, carefully, you walk over to the writhing IMP, and try to UNTIE him.

<spoiler=OOC> CJ, was there a specific event in your life that caused you to become The Best, or were you just born that way? >Rich: Celebrate. There's no time for that! You instead run downstairs to grab your EARBUDS and HEADPHONES. You'd rather not have to go through another situation...

>Rich: retaliate. That is ENOUGH. WEAPON or no, you are about to cause some HAVOK. You guess the TROLLS are a bit busy progressing your house. That's good, you suppose. This way, they won't see your SECRET TECHNIQUE. Or, wouldn't, as the case may be. You don't have a secret technique. As...