Recent content by Serge A. Storms

Marlo Stanfield. Anyone that knows him knows why he belongs here. There's plenty of tragically flawed or deliciously evil characters in fiction but Marlo's the closest it gets to capturing what it means to be an animal in human society.

The person that thinks the inherent correctness of their position necessitates insulting and/or condescending to other people in the conversation to make a point are usually the dumbest people in the conversation regardless of their position or even whether or not they're right. Zach Snyder...

Can't stand Scooby Doo, Alvin & The Chipmunks, The Flintstones, The Jetsons, or any of those other goddamn Hanna-Barbara cartoon sitcoms. Ironically, I loved every second of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, possibly because it was willing to humiliate all the characters I learned to hate with...

Take it to a land where it is not illegal to do so and rebuild the LSD trade.

The last episode of season four of The Wire. Fucking Bodie, man.

The toughest part of this thread is that you're probably not going to find a lot of genuine anime haters that watch the shit out of anime, know or would want to know what all the different art styles are, and develop an opinion on what makes anime more tolerable for them. Personally I've liked...

I've watched Family Guy while inebriated on a number of occasions and some of the new ones are just about as bad as television gets without getting to be daytime soap operas or new Cartoon Network.

The Wire was literally the best television show ever.

Every time.

I was bitter earlier in my teens before I figured out the whole "human interaction" thing. Things improved pretty quickly after that.

That Hollywood finally stopped embarrassing itself with shitty rehashing of things 90's kids liked long enough to make a legitimate unnecessary, shitty sequel to a really good Christopher Nolan movie that inevitably would not be directed or receive any input from Christopher Nolan. Thank God...

Super Smash Bros. Just imagine it; every Nintendo character in a live-action movie where a character getting knocked off the screen causes a massive explosion. Plus he'll be able to rape all of our individual childhoods in a single movie and never get dragged down by an actual plot.

I'm relieved to see this thread because I'm not usually much of a cartoon watcher save for some Adult Swim and I didn't really know how to feel about seeing Adventure Time and enjoying it enough to watch it when its on and learn who the characters are. It's one of those shows that works for...

Actor: Dane Cook. Mediocre stand-up comedians that rely on gags and props (or flailing your fucking arms around to let people know when to laugh) have to at least be able to deliver a line on screen with some concept of comic timing. Cook can't even do that. Even Dane Cook fans don't know when...

I think a man that did so much for the English language has to be classified as one of the great writers in history, and I also think it's a damn shame that so many English classes have to teach him with such an air of reverence that he comes off like the stuffiest of stuffy old white poets. You...