Recent content by Sergeant Schatten

suddenly seeing these things hit the ground is all i care about

This doesn't sound like anything rebecca mayes has done before OH WAIT YES IT DOES ALL HER SONGS SOUND THE SAME.

I TOTALLY HAVE THE SAME DESKTOP BACKGROUND AS RYAN QUICKBENDER.

EXACTLY what went through my mind when i saw it.

they make my leg hairs go retarded. but i do have a forest of leg hair.

Yeah It was a bit of a drag going through it all again but evil.

Well, Title says it all really what I'd like to see is rather than just gliding, being able to actually pulse yourself off the ground and then glide - though it may take away from the parkour side of the game. any ideas?

The weeping angels scared the pants off me oh and I didn't mind "the dream lord" in that recent episode

someone has probably already said this but humans have more than five senses..

yay for doomsday arcademama

"but you failed to take into account my.." *die* that way for the rest of their life, every few months they'll just think "..HIS WHAT!?" they'll never feel safe again

The only people who say g'day are foreigners talking to australians. But I guess I'm not helping, I try my best to be stereotypically aussie when in another country. Calling everybody mate, throwing crikey's left right and centre.

i squirmed uncomfortably and crossed my legs the whole way through reading that.

Theres a species of animal in Madagascar that's kinda like a cat mongoose dog thing. anyway, point is the females expand their clitoris to look like a penis so the guys are all like "shit.. thats a penis.. don't want sex with that." and they shrivel it back up when they're ready.

I literally have friends in every group.. so you know I DRIFT.