Recent content by SgtFlaman

Someone who knows too much often wants more money, making them an unappealing candidate. I don't have anything more than my A+ which I've recently renewed for the second time and haven't done anything with it since obtaining it.

Didn't Futurama kind of do that too?

I'm still convinced that Saints Row 2 was the crown jewel of the series. SR1 was showed it could compete with the GTA series, SR2 showed it was more than just a GTA clone and could excel in its own right, then SR3 took it off the rails and SR4 ran it down an embankment into a river. I hope this...

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"Pet ***** Lizard" had me rolling for some odd reason.

If you haven't played the first two, I'd say look those up and give those a go first. (GOG.com or Steam). While not completely necessary, it does give a bit of a backstory in Fallout 3 and even more so for New Vegas. That being said, if you haven't played Fallout 3 first, get that first(GOTY...

"As I stole breakfast..." Not a comedic gem in text form. But spoken in the deadpan serious way as if it were a regular occurrence by Yahtzee, I couldn't stop laughing for some reason.

Its had a good run, but put it out to pasture before it jumps the shark (to borrow a TV phrase). Being that Bungie is no longer at the helm, all future games wouldn't quite be the same anyway. So let them take the money they made off the series and start a new franchise. Sans Microsoft.

I didn't know who Michael Atkinson was before this, but I guess I'd better start hating that miserable old f**k now too.

Another tears-inducing laugh-fest in the form of a ZP review. Thank you very much. Keep them coming.

They're both equally as good, its just each caters to a different crowd. Oblivion for the sword-wielding fantasy player, and F3 for the hunting rifle toting post-nuclear apocalypse player.

Date Cook ftl. I can't understand why he's still around. He isn't funny, and for the most part just steals jokes, modifies the delivery a bit to fit his 'style' and calls them his own.

Oh God (I.E. Yahtzee)... This is by far my favorite one in months. It's certainly been a while since I laughed this much in one sitting.

Why bother going through retailers anymore anyway? In an age of digital distribution where games don't need to be shipped to stores to be sold to customers, why not just sell new consoles/handhelds factory direct and streamline not only the software sales process but hardware as well?

Helper. I do have somewhat of a conscience after all.