Recent content by shmaller

Since when is corporate greed surprising?

Good god, the ass is back!

As a matter of fact, there is one game that lets you do that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjzsCmkYHVI Lol, in all seriousness though, I have always wanted that too. It's stupid that, even in RPGs and open-world games, you HAVE to be this goody-two shoes good guy and kill the bad guy.

Naruto is a piece of shit with a cult following, and the dude who writes it has some serious anxiety problems. That is one book I wouldn't mind seeing burned.

I got my N64 with Super Mario 64 on the day it came out. I was two years old.

Yes. /thread

hahaha, you said doodoo. Nah, I'm just playin'. But honestly, I game a lot, but I get out just about every day it doesn't rain and play football with my friends, and am the goalkeeper for my school's team.

I dunno, all advertising pisses me off to no extent, so I'm probably biased when I say YES KILL IT WITH A FLAMING DOG.

That's because many games (Super Mario Galaxy, for example) are just Gamecube games. That's all, they just make you wish you were playing them on the Gamecube, so you could play it without the annoying gimmick. The motion control doesn't actually read your motion, per se, it just registers...

(Enter scene, many people sitting at a finely set dinner table eating expensive, but enjoyable, meals) Microsoft: Hey everyone, I found a new seasoning! *Slams roadkilled raccoon on the table* Guests: Wait, didn't that make everyone at the Nintendo and Sony dinner parties sick? Microsoft...

Sneak King.

I think the better question is, "Why won't it end?". Graphics at this point can't get much better without falling into the uncanny valley. Besides, all this focus on graphics has basically been a three-way willy waving contest between corporations, while the players suffer. People have been...

Young boys pee their names into the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into sidewalk.

The Matilda, *****. I don't care if it's not on the list.

This kind of goes along with TV and radio censorship. Who's to say the FCC gets total control over what is said on TV and radio? Like George Carlin said, (and I may be paraphrasing) "...and if you don't like what you're hearing, there's two knobs on the radio: one changes the channel, and one...