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    Annoying things you've heard recently

    I mourn what has become of Gwen Stefani's career. She used to be part of one of the best ska/punk bands around, now she's dressing like a slut and selling perfume and makeup. Ugh
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    Annoying things you've heard recently

    Miracle Whip: We will -not- tone it down. God, I've never wanted to destroy a TV as much in my life. I wish I could choke the life out of the advertising executive that came up with that until his eyes rolled back and his face turned blue. Jesus, it's a cheap, gross mayonnaise...
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    game you will never play and why?

    Regretful 360 owner here, the PS3 really is coming into it's own and I wish I had a miracle $500 to buy it as well as MSG4, Uncharted 2, Demon's Souls, Heavy Rain, and maybe Killzone 2. I'm sure there's more exclusives but I'm in the middle of compsci now and don't feel like thinking more.
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    Poll: What do you do when you've been killed for the 10th time in the same place?

    It's at these moments that the number of dents my machete makes in my desk oddly multiply like flies on a dead cow corpse.
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    Is pizza in the morning a sacrilege?

    ANY FOOD ANY TIME NO UTENSILS FINAL DESTINATION SOUP FOR BREAKFAST, HELL YEAH BACON AND EGGS FOR DINNER, YOU GOT IT CANDY FOR LUNCH, MOM'S NOT AROUND TO TELL YOU NO ANYMORE /cruise control
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    Unskippable: Halo 3: ODST

    When I saw that cutscene and you just start to drop, imagine that jerky feeling you get on rollercoasters and those freefall rides. Now imagine that from SPACE. I was terrified.
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    Unskippable: Borderlands

    Did anyone else think that the Russian bus driver/weapons dealer in Borderlands was just a little too similar to the Russian weapons dealer in S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl? Large, square headed Russian man with a beard who is the first person you talk to? Am I alone on this?
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    Is this win y/n?

    Yeah, I don't have those ;_;
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    Is this win y/n?

    I should have had a poll. Good idea, man. I'm a little tired so a poll wasn't the first thing that came to mind.
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    Is this win y/n?

    Wow, escapists, way to rain on my parade. I was really enjoying myself too.
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    Is this win y/n?

    I changed my ringtone to the Codec sound from Metal Gear Solid. Occasionally, at the right place and at the right time, I'll kneel down and answer my phone in a much deeper voice than usual, holding it to my ear. Sometimes I even start with "Otacon..." So, is this awesome?
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    If you could have one game remade what would it be?

    Without even reading the thread the only answer is Morrowind. Search your heart, you know it to be true.
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    Tales from the Capital Wasteland

    Where do you find Lincolns Repeater anyway?
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    Tales from the Capital Wasteland

    Dude, don't fuck with that molerat.
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    Tales from the Capital Wasteland

    Now, one of my absolute favorite things about Bethesda and Fallout 3 in particular is the amount of little easter eggs and hidden stories tucked away throughout the massive Capital Wasteland. Just because of the love of these little hidden things I set a marker way in the northwest Wasteland...