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    Unplayable PS1 Game Debuts on PS Vita Store

    Fuck man, I remember this game. I could never beat the bad guys in the race at the start of each level, and I think the last one I made it to was the robot werewolf guy. The purple weapon was the best one. Shit, it's all coming back in waves.
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    Poll: Let's Talk about Brownies

    I could eat brownies all day, every day.
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    LucasFilms Confirms adding "NOOOOOO!" to Return of the Jedi

    Is it just me, or is everybody on this thread being a total pissbitch? "What? They added a new line of dialogue? ALL OF STARWARS IS RUINED 4EVAR!" "George Lucas is t3h Satan!" "This tinkering NEEDS 2 STOP FOR THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY!" This is probably the single most inconsequential change made...
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    Hardest dificulties that are ACTUALLY BLOODY HARD!

    I think that, in Iji, there's a difficulty that leaves you with 1 HP, no health or armour restoration, a time limit, and you can't level up. You can also, optionally, put the final boss on "Maximum Charge Mode", which is unbelievably difficult even on the easiest difficulty.
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    If you had a daughter, what would you name her?

    As a male, I am evidently not allowed in this thread, but I will post anyways. *Ahem* Her full name would be Amy Basil Clara Desmond Ernest Fanny George Hector Ida James Kate Leo Maud Neville Olive Prue Quentin Rhoda Susan Titus Una Victor Winnie Xerxes Yorick Zillah Bigelow. If anybody...
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    Largest Boss in gamin

    The final boss in Sin and Punishment. The Earth
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    Why are you hetero or homosexual?...

    What you seem to be describing in your OP is a Platonic/Hands-Off Relationship, and what you're asking about is a Romantic/Sexual Relationship. The two can be mutually exclusive. I have a Platonic/Hands-Off Relationship with almost everybody I know, but I've never had a Romantic/Sexual...
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    Video games you're stuck on right now.

    The Very Definitely No-Doubt For Realsies This Time Final Boss of Persona 4. Mostly because my strategy seems to be "power through her first form as fast as possible and have no SP left for the final form." What worked for me is using Tarunda and Marakukaja (Attack debuff and defense buff...
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    The main character from the last game you played, fights the character in the above post...

    Ashley Riot from Vagrant Story. Grayson may need to call in for reinforcements against that, but Ashley? He is the reinforcements. Sorry, Ashley just remembered a thing about his wife. He can't fight right now, but he'll be back with new skills in a minute.
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    I hate being white....

    Hippy bullshit. Instead of defining yourself by your race, try to define yourself as a person. Don't think you can't be a good person just because you're white. That's just plain stupid.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

    I was expecting another Painkiller skit or somesuch. I think you can imagine how disappointed I am. In case you can't, the answer is, "very." And thus my bold boycott of Zero Punctuation begins.
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    Green Lantern: The Fanboy Free Breakdown

    One problem I had with the film was Hal's whole "you have to be chosen" exchange with Hammond. We've seen this before: the villain has the hero's girl all telekinetically frozed up and shit, and has managed to get the hero's powers to be useless in order to save her. Now in control of the...
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    Shit That I Don't Get: The Direction Up

    "Up" is away from the centre of the earth. It is the opposite direction that gravity pulls us. You're welcome.
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    WHO THE F$%# THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?

    OP needs to either cut down on the meth or actually read the article he linked. There's legitimate science happening here, and it's sad that this is the reaction.
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    Jimquisition: Solving the Sexism Situation

    Why does he act like it's such a retarded idea for men to be sexualized? He spends the first half of the video bitching about how people are over-sensitive about sexualized females, then spends the second half trying to make the very notion of male-oriented fanservice seem absurd. Does anybody...