Recent content by Sigma Castell

I blink and look around "what did I miss I was playing Pac-Man with this weird guy from Tazmania"

"NOOOO LION WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME" I start crying, and inventory the Lion corpse.

I attempt to calm the lion.

I kick the Lion in its Lion-balls

I attempt to calm the Lion twice. "No cat friend, do not attack us."

"4̧̧ͯ̄ͯͦͥ̂ͥ̎͛ͯ͑̒ͥ̋̒̕͡͏̟̱̲͙̱͚̰͚9̷͊̽̎̈̄̐̾ͧ͌̆̒ͫ̋̎̏ͪ̉ͩ͡&#847...

"6̰̠̖͙̪̘̙̺̝̗̗̊̑ͣͭ̃͑ͮ͊͆͌̌ͧͬͩͤ̚̚̕͢2̫̝̥̞͙̦̹̐͊ͩ̅͒̔̓̀͘͜͞&#790...

"5̅̄̽ͮͪ͋̃̎̄͂̌ͯͭ͆͏̴̡̰͙̹̞͜3̈ͣ͐͆ͨ̏̓ͯ̐̄͒ͤ̎̚҉̡̦̪͉̲̠̳̥̘͝ͅ&#839...

I roll to resist being beaten up, and proceed to overload Salt's cerebral cortex with cognitive dissonance induced by weird sounds.

I supplex Salt into the floor. "ALPHA-GIRL! ALPHA-GIRL! ALPHA-GIRL!"

"Ow" I jump-kick Diane Elevator and leap in after her.

I flip Diane into the wall.

I melon pelt with Knives.

I grab the Coffin-trilby-Turtle and supplex it back into the flames, breaking my neck in the process.

I body-slam Trilby into the coffin with Knife, then douse them both with my handy petrol can and set them alight.