Recent content by SilverLion

That is exactly what I was going to say. Damn you, for you hath stolen thy thunder!

No. Progressive doesn't necessarily mean interesting or endearing. You have to make sure that your character is someone we want to have an interest in before you make them black or gay or transsexual or lobster etc. However, it is fine to write a character as either of those things if it is...

Probably no-one could finish it because after half an hour they became depressed at how much they've failed to create a DOOM game and not multi weapon Call of Duty that takes more potshots at actual successful franchises than Bad Company 2.

Proof that shamelessly milking a cash cow until you're only squeezing blood from the udders isn't exclusive to AAA developers...

#1 Red Dead Redemption- It's not the most well designed game in the world, nor does it have the strongest story, but what it does have is atmosphere, immersion and some of the strongest characters in any medium I've seen. #2 Sonic Generations- Fun fact, this was the first Sonic game I ever...

In New Zealand Mad Max has an R18+ rating which is the Kiwi equivalent of NC-17. And I don't mean The Road Warrior or Fury Road, I mean the first one where apart from a guy getting shot in the knee and implying that a man will have to cut his foot off nothing really happens. And on the other end...

The Super Shotgun from Doom II. Due to the maths involved in dealing damage that thing could easily overpower your ROCKET LAUNCHER and it has perhaps the coolest action of any weapon ever: BOOM "click FCHING clock" It is the ultimate boomstick!

Eyepatches. I don't know why, but something about an eyepatch just screams "wild and dangerous" and "I'm so fucking cool that not even losing my eye will slow me down in any way!" They're awesome, and I find that awesomeness strangely attractive (I prefer Daryl to Uma, you can see)

This is not just cutting off your nose to spite your face, this is cutting off your nose and hollowing out your skull with an ice cream scoop to spite your face. As someone on the autism spectrum I sometimes have difficulty understanding how other people may think differently from me (WATCH...

I don't think it's as bad as everyone else is saying, but for fucks sake the super shotgun is WEAK!!! In most multiplayer games the shotgun should be able to kill in one hit up close and the super shotgun in the original games had enough damage to kill a regular player THREE TIMES OVER with ONE...

Aaaaand, you beat me to it. Not surprising really, what else would the first comment be?

So Aquaman is now Captain Planet after someone didn't remove the pickles from his hamburger when he specifically asked them to? GRRR I PROTECT THE SEAS BUT NOT THE DOLPHINS THE DOLPHINS ARE ALL SMILEY AND GOODY GOODY IT MAKES MY MANLY RED MEAT MUSCLES FLEX IN BROODING ANGER. ROAR

Pirates of the Carribean: At Worlds End It felt to me like a fitting send off for all the characters, Jack Sparrow was among the funniest he's been (I think so, anyway) and the action was large and epic. I didn't mind the extreme length as it gave time for all the characters to develop and just...

When I was four years old me and my Mum went to pick up my brother from school. As we were walking towards the car he jumped on top of this knee high brick wall next to the parking lot. My Mum told him to get down from there but he didn't listen and kept walking along the wall. Soon he slipped...

Portal 2- I actually find it better than the original because the humour is just as good as the first game but there's more puzzles, a better, more involved story and a better final boss ifght, but I don't like how they tried to make GLaDOS a good guy. She's a psycho computer, and that's how I...