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    Angry Birds: Coming Soon To A Theater Near You

    The movie itself will not, in fact be about Angry Birds. Rather, it will be about Morgan Freeman playing the game on his coffee break, getting frustrated with one of the levels, and then getting back to his job of narrating everything.
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    The Über Update Day 1, 2 and 3

    I'm hoping that with the Heavy, they might do something where they quite, or reduce the noise he makes from talking, sorta like they did with the Spy and the Eternal Reward. Tomislav's special ability ain't gonna mean bumpkis if you can still hear Heavy loudly telling his enemies he's sneaking...
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    What the f is up with all of this My Little Pony crap?

    This thread is now 20% cooler.
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    Miniature Robot Invader Threatens Denver

    Oh shit! I think I may have owned one of those things way back when. They ran on treads, and had a little tray which they could place things on (which, alternatively, could be taken out and be used as a cup holder) and two hands intended to pick up junk to put onto said tray. It also had...
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    Team Fortress 2 Beta? "what?"

    http://www.teamfortress.com/ Everything you need to know is right here. So, see you chaps on the cap points ;)
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    Has NASA Made First Contact?

    Expecting it to probably be that they found a planet sitting in the right spot to possibly support life, or something like that. Still, it has my attention, and I'll be sure to see if I can catch this conference. EDIT: Or this.
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    TF2 Weapon names

    My NV Buff Banner: Shock and Awe My Battalions Back-up has a desc that says: "C'mon, you maggots want to live forever?" My Holy Mackeral: has been named "Touch My Bass" with the desc "Time to go fishing." My Degreaser has been named: "The Gas Man Cometh" My Ubersaw has a desc that...
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    Japanese Pop Star Draws Crowds Despite Being a Hologram

    We are officially living in the future.
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    Obsidian Does it Again

    My game crashes 95% of the time when you leave a building in the starting town, yes, THE FIRST TOWN IN THE GAME HAS A GAME BREAKING BUG. I agree with you 100% on wanting your 60$ back.
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    So, i have a new car, what should its name be?

    Red, White, and Boom. The Pintos Other Brother. Vintage Flaming Coffin. I don't know, perhaps you should consider something that doesn't sound like it's gonna explode?
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    Poll: Old Spice: New vs. Old

    Nothing can really top Isaiah Mustafa, although Terry does come close at times.
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    Wait a minute...this is porn! Yay!

    My godmother, who was away in japan, sent me back a manga when I was rather young. It contained violence and breasts. I was 8 or 10. Thats about all I can remember. Not much, mind you. :/
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    Paused #14

    Coming next week: Broke Back Blocks.
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    Name Game: #11

    It's your final day...
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    What song are you listening to right now?

    I do enjoy listening to this.