Recent content by Skoldpadda

What. That's got nothing to do with what you said above and what I reacted to. As for the genius part, take a joke, kid. Now go play with your sister.

No, we are a bunch of poor bastards, which is why we only get to buy games we're relatively sure of beforehand there'll be some quality there, which is why these games often are the worst we've completed (not played). Why does this go over so many heads? Christ, either I'm a genius or you...

I wish there were more worlds like in Earthbound. You go to the hospital to get your fallen comrades, you buy healing items in bakeries and fastfood joints, you fight scalding cups of coffee and angry parking meters, and you try to save the world from being taken over by an evil entity the human...

Usually, after being thoroughly humiliated, I kill myself. It's just what works best for me. It might not work for everybody though.

"One does not simply buy only one Xbox360". (mine just died again today, :( coffee after the funeral)

Well, for a series to derail, it has to be a series first. So damn often you see the quality decline after the first installment. (This happens with bands too, first album is often the best). So, while we're gonna hear a lot of Mass Effects and Diablos here, you can't really count them, since...

Planescape: Torment. You don't really "die", because you're immortal, but there are some points where you really have to get your shit ruined to progress. Like, for example, getting yourself killed by lightning traps several times in order to navigate your own tomb. And of course, finding...

I... you... I don't even... What?!

You haven't just not read the link,you haven't read the goddamn OP. It's not a sequel. It's not even set in the same universe. It's a spiritual successor by much of the original team. It's a new story.

I'm... I'm just so... so HAPPY right now!

These lists, to me, are just a frame for the actual content: reviewing and discussing games. The order, the number 1, these are only interesting if the reasons are thoroughly explained. In these threads in which a top 5 or bottom 10 or whatever is asked, some people will make an elaborate...

They should get off my lawn.

Yer darn tootin' I can hate the guts of a game because of its shitty ending. Say you pay a hot chick for a sexy massage. The massage is great and all, but instead of giving you a happy ending she takes a massive smelly dump on your face. Methinks you won't leave a satisfied customer.

This. Actually, to be more precise telling me to calm down when I'm clearly fucking calm. Related to this: when I'm in a bad mood, I tend to close up, I become silent. And when people adress me, I am curt, although I do my best not to be blunt or rude, just curt (I am using the right words...

It certainly is, I'm not, but I do like the creatures. Well, I certainly am going to try that. Errr, any tips on Volkov? I can't reach that goddamn gun before he tears me to shreds. He does too much unavoidable damage too quickly.