Recent content by smithy_2045

I drink as often as money allows me to. Drink of choice is bourbon and coke, but that shit's expensive, so I'll often go with beer or cider as a cheaper alternative. Pretty sure I have a decent tolerance, but there's a point where I go from fully in control of what I say and do, to not caring...

I'm pretty fucking good at F-Zero X. Beat every cup on every difficulty with every car, and beat a fair few of the ghost times. Not the worlds best F-Zero X'er, I never really did manage to get drifting right, but on tracks that don't need it I'm a gun.

I don't know what I'm reading.

Why are these guilty pleasures? What sort of person is feeling guilt about playing any of these perfectly okay games?

Most Kickstarters don't have the backing of someone like Sony to prop them up.

I'll get it in a couple of weeks. Let them sort out the initial bugs of the rollout first.

Other: It's winter.

I don't read what other people say and stop posting when I get bored.

It's a MOBA. If you don't like MOBAs, what makes you think this MOBA will be any different?

It's the middle of winter you ungrateful sod.

From the thread title I expected it to be a dildo or something that could be used as a dildo. Similar to the Harry Potter vibrating brooms. The reality was deeply disappointing.

It's terrible, they're forcing me to marry a man even though I don't want to. Wait, what do you mean that same sex marriage hasn't been made mandatory?

This is an incredibly misleading article. See https://mesuckatgames.wordpress.com/2015/07/01/misleading-titles/ for explanation.

Probably about a year ago. Only reason I stopped was because it was too much effort to fiddle around with cables going back and forth between the 360 and One.

A constant 30 fps is always better than 60fps most of the time but with framerate dropping when shit starts going down anyway.