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    Quirky ways you eat/drink stuff

    I don't even know what to say to you two, go into the naughty corner.
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    Quirky ways you eat/drink stuff

    Fair enough. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! CHEWY PRINGLES?! OT: I am right handed yet i always put the fork in my right hand, knife in left (supposedly the left-handed way of using cutlery) because..my right hand is my writing hand, thus also my sticky in food hand.
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    Small things you love about games you like.

    Max Payne 3, if you pull out a handgun when holding a rifle/shotgun, he doesn't magic it into his coat or trousers, but holds the rifle in his other hand while your leaping around shooting people. Its such a nice little detail.
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    Poll: Masturbation and you.

    If i'm ever in the wilderness, i can just crouch over the fire and power-fap till i start a fire. So. I don't know what that translates into.
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    The Metal Gear Franchise (And How to Get In)

    Sweet jebus play them in order, you'll get much more of it. Fission Mailed.
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    What Scares *You* In Games?

    This, really. I'm not the worst person with spiders but ergh. Its lazy and really insensitive to include something so many people have a crippling phobia of in a game to be scary rather than being creative. Plus, eh it puts me off alot of games. I've put hundreds of hours into skyrim but avoid...
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    Hello Escapists, What books would you recommend?

    You are my new god. Can't stop reading those books now. Just finished the 2nd.
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    Historical "facts" and popular representations of histrical figures that are wrong

    I know its not exactly a fact; but i hate how the movie V for Vendetta was taken so seriously after these latest wikileaks/anon outbursts. I ACTAULY heard someone say 'wikileaks is awesome just watch vfv and you'll see'. Guy Fawkes was not a hero. That said its a fucking brilliant film...
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    To many depressing threads, What are you good at lets hear it!

    Thats awesome. I have broken many a teachers resolve in my times. I'l have to have a proper stab at it sometime, my efforts to date are just doodles bored at work, but i tend to find different pencils (as i press VERY HARD ON THE PAPER LOL) make a huge difference to my handwriting. So i'l have...
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    To many depressing threads, What are you good at lets hear it!

    Your avatar is kickass. Take it from someone with Dyslexia who couldn't draw a circle, thats a hell of a talent and it blows anything most people could do out of the water. I would pay for that avatar, haha. OT: I like to think i'm a pretty good cook - although very very fussy so unless its...
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    Poll: Games aren't gay enough.

    @Boudica I have to say, regardless of if i agree or not - i respect you at least articulating your arguement honestly and as unoffensively as possible. In terms of humanity, your probably right. But whoever has the job of re-educating or reforming or whatever it is we do to help people...
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    Poll: Games aren't gay enough.

    It boils my blood when people compare being gay to pedophilia. I'm just gonna give you a big pointy stick and enough snacks to survive while you repeatedly explain why pedophilia is evil, disgusting crime and doesn't have any relationship to do with being gay, straight or bi any more than if...
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    Square Enix Unveils Gargantuan Final Fantasy Anniversary Box Set

    Oh. Bugger. Illusions destroyed, hopes dashed. :( Bugger.
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    Poll: Steak - How do you like yours?

    Well done. Mwahaha. I'm shocked by this poll honestly. I know its not unhealthy, and its not actauly blood its..whatever..stuff. But at the same time. Jesus christ i don't want my fucking steak BLEEDING ON MY PLATE. I like it to be brown all over. Basicaly. I want my steak as pink as my...
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    Poll: Your Pet is Drowning, and so is a Stranger.

    I could fight crime..everytime someone was about to blow my brains out i'd just pull my cat out my pocket (we'd work that out later) and they'd be all AWWWW. Foolproof. Off to fight crime kcya.