Recent content by Snooch_to_the_nooch

Don't worry Bob, you're not the only one pissed that this country does not have a clear plan for space exploration. One of the best past times of my childhood was gazing at the stars and imagining the wondrous worlds out there and when am I going to visit them. I've accepted that I may never...

Aw, he's just pissed about Pilgrim getting 5th in the box office and he's taking it out on the Expendables. It's like watching a drunk father come home after losing at the horse tracks and takes his anger out on the kids. Although I will admit Scott Pilgrim was the superior movie. Complain...

As I step blindingly from my cave of solitude I will now jump on the band wagon to give my two sense on my favorite time implemented game (All three of them). As I'm sure the text is getting very heavy, yes Crono Trigger did it best, Deus Ex was fun but ugly, and the Zelda games will rape this...

Yahtopia? I want to live there. Its the home of the perfect game, where all the characters have engaging, meaningful actions and no scene is wasted on the insipid quick time event of doom!

Ahh, the gods have heard my prayer and Yahtzee has reviewed FF XIII. And It was everything I was hoping it would be and much more. I'm so glad to see that Yahtzee hates the wacky ***** Vanille as much as I do. Every time she speaks I want to commit mass murder to the entire Kiwi population...

Greasy red balloon? I can always depend on Yahtzee to come up with some of the grossest analogies ever contrived by man. This does beg the question of what woman, (or man), hurt Yahtzee so that he would have such bile for the significant other?

Well not the most informative review but who could blame him, I loved the movie, but he's totally right about the plot, it's a bag of farts, it has the same consistency of a bad Jason movie. I suppose that is where the appeal is though because this movie does portray the ninjas as movie...

Hey at least you see that the books and movies are crap, and you like that kind of thing, that's OK. I used to like Naruto until I took a step back and saw it for the whiny loud-mouthed orange jumpsuit wearing ninja that it was and promptly stopped watching it. Maybe you will do the same with...

No, no let them like it. Maybe one day they can make it better and have sparkly manticores or something gay like that in the next big book series.

Settles down spaz, his opinion doesn't matter because he's a professional movie reviewer. In fact, none of our opinions matter in the eyes of the fans. They will still blindly go and dole out money to see this shit forever jading their idea of what a compelling and beautiful story really is.

Nazrel, You are correct and I was trying to make that point, thank you.

Of all the faults that Twilight has, sparkly vampires ranks up there as on of the worst sins to commit when coming up with your version of a mythical creature. Why can't we have more vampires like Kain in the old Eidos Legacy of Kain series? If your vampires are not going to instantly die in...

Love the 'Logan's Run' reference. I swear, if I was the old man at the end of that movie I would have decreed that every minute my nob goes un-soaked by the female greens its was punishable by twenty minutes of french tickling. If anyone gets that reference more power to you.