Recent content by snowman6251

What about those incestuous dickheads from Assassin's Creed Brotherhood as villains with a relationship? It's even used to good effect in the game's plot.

Congratu-fucking-lations Escapist. I am appalled by the way you've abused the nature of your agreement with the guys behind Extra Credits. If you wanted to cancel the show, sure, I'd be upset because it's great content but it wouldn't be the end of the world, but the way you greedy cunts are...

I just played through this game with a friend from start to finish. We were both pretty surprised when we turned the game on and found out that being Player 2 was significantly more awesome than being Player 1 for once. Also I have to agree with a lot of things here. The game made no fucking...

Perfect example of the good finishers being talked about here can be found in No More Heroes. Very swift, very satisfying, and it flows.

I love zombie games and this looks fantastic. Probability of purchase is very high.

No. NO! Can't play games online? Fine I'll play split screen or single player. Shit goes on for weeks? Fine I just bought a lot of games to get through, it'll take me some time, I'll live. DELAY DARK SOULS, SEQUEL TO THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE EVER!? NO GOD DAMN IT! JUST NO! In all...

I'm running into the same feeling with Crisis that Yahtzee talked about in his review. I too am big on stealth and I have a great fondness for sitting in some bushes, invisible to my enemies, picking them off from a distance one by one. He seems to go for the stealth kills more whereas I tend to...

The last time I successfully asked a girl out it went something like this (we were friends prior though so asking someone you don't know as well for their number wouldn't really work like this). "So anyway we've been hanging out a fair bit recently and you've kind of grown on me in that time...

This is why you can't think of Anonymous as an organization. It's just everyone. Some members of Anonymous aren't responsible. Others might be (unless it really is internal issues). Anonymous are not an organized group and we can't really refer to them as such.

I really hate the slow southern drawl. Also special mention goes out to England. I don't hate their accents or dialects but damn you guys say aluminum weirdly.

I'm quoting Max Brooks' book "World War Z". It's a novel about the Zombie war. He's basically saying that zombies do total war cause they never stop fighting whereas humans can't be 100% committed to something 100% of the time. It's really just a joke. I just remembered the passage about it when...

"You've heard the expression 'total war'; it's pretty common throughout human history. Every generation or so, some gasbag likes to spout about how his people have declared 'total war' against an enemy, meaning that every man, woman and child within his nation was committing every second of...

Katamari. It's really simple.

I'm no game designer and I likely never will be but I would not be content working on licensed games. I'd take the job sure, cause money is money, but I'd definitely keep looking for a better position elsewhere.

Brilliant idea for a drop.