Recent content by somekindarobot

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    New Book Claims Soviets Orchestrated Roswell UFO Scare

    Hey, Greg, I'm not sure if this is an error on your part or the book's, but I'm pretty sure that the so called "Roswell incident" happened in 1947, not 1951. If it is an error in the book itself, then that raises severe doubt on the veracity of the book's claim when they can't even get the date...
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    James Cameron Rips Into Piranha 3D

    I think Cameron is just pissed that Piranha 3D exposes 3D as what it really is: a gimmick, nothing more, and certainly not a technical revolution in in the mediums of television and cinema as him and others have been touting it. Sure, it can be a fun gimmick, but still just a gimmick...
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    Spain Won. Goddamn Octopus Right Again

    Dude, Paul ain't psychic, that's what They want you to think. Who are They? Why none other that the MOLLUSK MAFIA! See, Pauly boy's just a little pawn in their bookie and game fixing schemes, see, get the public interest in betting on football again, nyah. They're so underground nobody's heard...
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    Ninjas Battle Aliens in Hilarious Japanese Movie Trailer

    So it's essentially Predator, only instead of commandos in Central America, it's ninjas in feudal Japan... I'm game!
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    PETA Tries to Guilt Animals Out of Mafia Wars

    To suggest that Mafia Wars is promoting weaponized animals is as ridiculous as suggesting they're promoting murder, robbery, drug dealing, etc. I mean, you play as a Mafia don, so you're not expected to be a nice guy in that context, are you? Also, I think they harm animal rights activism more...
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    Game Lawyer Calls Bobby Kotick "Emperor Palpatine"

    The good people of Alderaan perhaps?
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    HeartGold and SoulSilver's Pokéwalker Requires Thousand Mile Trek

    Hmm, I wonder if Michelle Obama is behind all this?
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    Poll: Business idea: Happy funerals

    Sounds like a Goth-themed birthday party to me.
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    Human Skin Becomes the Ultimate Portable Touchscreen

    Nah, this won't lead to that. They already happened. Horrified? Me too.
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    Science!: Promiscuity, Antimatter and Disease Tests

    *sigh* Can physicists do anything without someone bitching about the destruction of the world?
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    Alabama University Shooter Played Dungeons & Dragons

    Mazes and Monsters is a far out game. OT: I wouldn't think D&D would be as big as an issue as, say, blowing your brother away with a goddamn shotgun! I mean, hey, maybe in Alabama there isn't one person who hasn't shot somebody else, but are you guys really that desperate to overlook...
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    The giant bug apocalypse thread

    Only one thing to do: Garb a bunch of over-sized grills, hundreds of bottles of barbecue sauce, and put Plan Zimmerman into action. They don't *BELCH* stand a chance!
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    Gore in films

    Well, I thought that An Inconvenient Truth was... Oh wait, you mean that gore. Well, don't I look silly!
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    Superman you d*ck

    Hell, for superdickery, look no further that the cover of the very first Superman comic. Yup. Superman going apeshit on a car while people around him run in terror. I guess it's not that hard to imagine this being part of something heroic, but something about that scene is simply disturbing.
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    Canadian Sex Ed Game is Weird but Informative

    Even before I read the text, I took one look at the guy on the far right and knew he was called 'Captain Condom.' Naturally they did not disappoint.