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    Super Rare (And Horrifying) "Living Fossil" Shark Caught In Australia

    "Never tangle with anything that has more teeth than the entire Osmond family!" Words to live by.
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    Edward James Olmos Joining the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. This Spring

    Because "major recurring role" means he'll be in one episode. Not quite sure you read the story.
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    Sony Offers Discount Coupons As Apology For PSN Outage

    It was a DDOS attack. Gigabyte after gigabyte of junk was thrown at them by thousands on thousands of infected computers. While this *was* an attack, it *wasn't* a hack. They run a multiplayer service/store. They *have* to accept incoming data to work. You can add more servers to lessen the...
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    Star Trek 3 May Be Fast and Furious In Space

    When you wish upon a dragon ball.
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    Commander Riker Would Love to Direct Star Trek 3

    I'm afraid I'll have to disagree on that. First Contact was pretty much the only good TNG era movie, but we can still be friends despite this right?
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    Get SimCity 2000 For Free On PC Right Now!

    I've already got steam on my computer. I don't want another program to just to manage more games sitting on my hard drive. That and I'm still leery over the whole accusation of installing spyware thing that hit EA over Origin. So for me, it isn't blind hatred like from some posters on this thread.
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    Dragon Age: Inquisition Patch Aims to Fix Shoddy PC Controls

    I'd really like it if they fixed a game *before* releasing it. You know, just to shake shit up. For once.
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    Watch Star Wars Episode VII's First Official Trailer Right Here

    I wont shred it to rags, but neither will I get my hopes up about the film over a teaser, something that's not meant to really reveal anything. Personally, the only time I'll pass judgement on the film is when/if I see it.
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    Gallery: Here's Your Live-Action Attack On Titan Movie Cast

    Photoshop flare, photoshop flare *everywhere* Anyway, I need to see if AoT is actually any good. Been avoiding it since tumblr went bat shit crazy over it.
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    Self Reflection

    Pretty much woke up today feeling like this. >.> I'm tired of hating myself.
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    Artist Removes One Letter From Movie Titles, Draws the Results

    I'd watch Oh Bother, Where Art Thou?
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    Grumpy Cat's Christmas Movie Has a Trailer

    Oh gods. I....I. Oh gods. Only two good things will come of this. One: The Rifftrax guys will still have a job. Two: This film will serve as a warning to future generations. Does no one high up know this is a bad idea? Remember "shit my dad says" and how bad that was on TV?
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    DreamHack CEO Departs Company With Inflammatory Tweet

    He got the grammar wrong, not the spelling ;) Anyway, dream...hack? Never heard of 'em. Not a good way to have attention drawn to them.
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    The Escapist is Giving Away a Sunset Overdrive Xbox One Bundle

    http://lockerdome.com/7081305049401626/rules "This Sweepstakes is open only to legal residents of the United States and the District of Columbia, Canada, Australia, and the UK who are 13 years of age or older at the time of entry. " Either Mr. Shearer is wrong or the rules are. Or perhaps Us...