Recent content by Son of a Mitch

I'm gonna have to go with this.

This. Male, light brown hair that goes down to the middle of my back, held in a pony tail. One day I just got tired of having short hair and decided to grow it out. 5 years later, 2ft long hair. Although, this coming weekend I'm cutting it off to donate to make wigs for chemo patients. I...

I wouldn't because the Westboro Baptist Church only live 3 hours away from me, and would picket my funeral. Then again, I have a few friends that are gun nuts, so it might almost be worth it...

I say just man up, drop the 'ask for a kiss' thing, and ask her out. If she says no, then accept it and move on, but try to still be friends. If she says yes, then good job. The 'kiss as a gift' thing will just make you seem desperate if she says no, and will probably just guilt her into it...

People would just think that he was a nutjob that THINKS he's Jesus. Seriously, if some guy on the street just walked up to you and said, "Hi, I'm Jesus." would you believe them? Probably not. He would just be chalked up with the rest of the people out there saying that they are Jesus, too.

Ok, so let's say that you are contacted by whatever deity you believe in (if like me you don't believe in any, make one up). He/she/it tells you that they are going to destroy the world sometime in the next week. However, you get to decide how it happens, but it has to be creative. What would...

Book: Harry Potter 7 (or textbooks for animation class, but that's boring). Movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000 'Devil Fish' Game: Half Life 2 episode 2. Put all of that in a blender and you get Voldemort trying to take over the world while riding a magical sharktopus, and the only people...

Who is it?: Gordon Freeman What do I do?: Either take a crowbar to the face about 5 times, become an electrified rag doll and shot a mile from the super gravity gun, or get splattered by his friction-impared cars.

Aw man that's disappointing. I saw 'A great scam!' article by 'Jim from Accounting' and the first thing I thought of was the movie Office Space. OT: Sounds like the guy that was trying to scam you was really stupid. Did he try to make you install a specific program or something? Also, did you...

Slashing looks cooler, but I have to go with smashing. It would be less likely to get a sledge hammer stuck in someone's head than a bladed weapon (not like I would know firsthand....), and the added weight does more damage to the bones and cartilage, helping to stop the zombies faster.

I kind of act the same way, but only really when I'm doing my first run through of a new game, or on the hardest difficulty. Besides that, I usually replay games a lot and I love to see the artwork, atmosphere, mechanics, environments and characters. Once you get better at and beat Bioshock, try...

I pretended I was Batman when I was little. Does that count? "I am the Bat...."

Swat kick the door down every time I go over to a friend's house. It's the best way to enter a building.

Soon, everyone will be wearing Guy Fawkes masks while surfing the internet, just to fool our new robot overlords.

Upon reading this article, I just feel like my English teachers are huddled up in a corner, crying themselves to sleep.