Recent content by space_oddity

Pfft, come off your high horse and back down to solid ground, were there are kids for the diddlin'.

Definately a second chance. Paedophiles area actually quite friendly.

Dude, that happened to me literally 8 minutes ago. I had already cooked the toast and everything.

Jesus, i reckon even Austria could win a world war by itself if it were lead by this man:

Agreed. Im telling my kids this story to teach them not to steal. Also, i dont think that enough attention is being paid to what was stolen. 2 laptops and a playstation. Then the intruder returns next night to (presumably) steal more. After warning him to leave, the intuder attacks him. This...

It is manly because you are more vulnerable sitting down, in the caveman sense of the word. When standing up you can still punch things or make important calls to corporate. Its just manlier. EDIT: Also; who the hell are all these dudes peeing while standing up and missing? Its not that...

Some things in life are too absurd to go un-spammed.

Ham and Pickels. White Bread. Margarine. I find a profound beaty in the variation of sandwiches that we all love. Ham, chicken, cheese, rolls, deep down they are all the same. Delicious.

The short answer? Andy Dick.

Well, you' gotta point there. We already know eveything about Darwin and his work, there are volumes on the subject. Any film released these days are just and admirable attempt ar IRL Trolling, especially in America.

Why, i am a beautiful and unique snowflake. Just like everyone else.

Its your ride, and you have the right to get off whenever you wish. Besides, we need that corpse of yours for the precious phosphates. I mean, im the sort of 'life in every breath' Carpe Diem sort of guy, so i cant imagining killing myself out of depression or sadness, but some people find...

They are questioning V as an accessory to the crime.

I love the idea of the french starting a war, and justifying it by saying "I thought it would make a good painting", the olden day equivalent of 'doing if for the lulz'

Because they are funny. Its only so funny making fun of British snootiness or American pigheadedness or German reservedness. You need a fresh target, and the pleasure loving "too cool for school" imagine of the french is a funny one. No one cares about history, they care about whatever...