Recent content by Spider Expert

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    Update: Reddit Suicide Lawsuit Is a Hoax

    Have any of you actually ever been on Reddit? their subreddits have prevented hundreds of suicides, who are any of you to criticize them as a community once their prevention ratio trips once? note millions of people use the damn thing, monitoring that sort of user base isn't exactly easy.
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    Critical Miss: Just Another 9 to 5, Part 2

    Oh DAMNIT, that god damn tree stump that always demanded super specific pizzas, hated that douche
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    Critical Miss: The PAX Poster

    ERIN NO GET AWAY FROM THOSE RED BARRELS
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    Zero Punctuation: FEAR 3

    What happened in the robot sequence?
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    My Little Ponies Throw Down in Fan-Made Fighter

    I'm having fun picturing what their special moves would be. Like Dashs would be the sonic rainboom, and Twilight would have that move she did in the episode where she was trying out for the magic college, maybe Fluttershy would have that crazy ass staring shit - this game is going to kick ass...
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    Zero Punctuation: Brink

    I really don't get why Yahtzee hates Mirrors Edge, I never had camera angle issues with that game, I don't think anybody I know has.
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    Zero Punctuation: Portal 2

    I am so so glad he mentioned the fanbase and the fact that 90% of the game is just looking for white tiles in a big derped up room. Seriously both games are mildly good but fucking hell am I sick of hearing about them.
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    Unskippable: Prison Break

    A prison break game? REALLY? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
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    Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

    Pretty sure Australians ride Kangaroos Their guns also fire boomerangs as opposed to bullets
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    Extra Punctuation: Why Regenerating Health Sucks

    GOD FINALLY I've been saying this for years and people always call me a ****. Thank you for saving me typing time as I'll probably be linking to this a lot.
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    Question of the Day, December 14, 2010

    Should have left it as a trilogy.
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    Critical Miss: Trivial Advice

    Could have sworn it was MM3...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Last Airbender

    I loved the visuals, but yeah, the characters felt very bland as opposed to the ones from the original series, and the casting seemed strange (why is the Fire Nation just Indians?)
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    Escape to the Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

    Seeing this movie fall flat at the box office really disappointed me. It's such a great film, not just cause of the video game references but simply because of its unique charm.