Recent content by splatterguy734

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    The most objectionable lyrics you've ever heard

    Big man with a gun is pretty objectionable.
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    ROAD TRIP!!!

    I've never been on a road trip and probaly never will being cooped up in a car with me for a while isn't pleasant. Plus theres always the chance we'd get lost at which point and have a mental breakdown.
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    What Kind of "-ist" Are You?

    I'm a pessimist and a defeatist.
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    Escapists, Are you unemployed or lucky enough to still be employed?

    Just name a flavour and I will deliver *salutes*.
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    Escapists, Are you unemployed or lucky enough to still be employed?

    If I wasn't so physcally dull I'd be able to attempt to sleep my way to the top.
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    Escapists, Are you unemployed or lucky enough to still be employed?

    I'm unemployed but I attempted to get a job at this ice cream parlour near my house the bastards refused because they wanted someone with experience.
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    You know, I probably shouldn't do this....oh well, fuck it.

    I was dared to snort sherbert it hurt like hell and I could taste sugar in my nasal passages but it did cure my blocked nose.
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    Most Violent Moments in a Book!

    I'm afraid I havent seen Mnemosyne but I agree with you about it overall I thought it was fairly silly and just faintly nihilistic I forgot about it fairly soon whereas the violence in the film Oldboy stuck with me due to the really dark emotions and connections with the chaacters involved.
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    How the public (your school, work etc) sees you

    I'm viewed as one of "the nerds" by the popular people (aka the cunts) at my school. Well I'm as a nerd at least I'm not a cruel, pretentious, narccistic prick.
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    Most Violent Moments in a Book!

    Well...maybe I'm easily shocked but I'll admit I was taken aback by the pages where a man ripped a baby out of a womans womb then proceeded to rape it death before blending it and pouring it through the mothers hands. I guess its just the psychotic fucked up malice of it or the fact that someone...
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    There is a big Turkey Preventing me from getting to my car for lunch!

    Always nice to amuse someone now splatterguy awwwwaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy *hurls self out of a wiindow*
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    Poll: Do the Escapists know how to tie a tie?

    Ties were mandatory up until year 11 at my school I havent tied one of the fuckers since.
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    Random acts of weridness to amuse yourself

    I'm dull I never do random acts of weirdness but iI've become afraid that if I attempt to do so I'll end up like the tossers at my school who try to act as quirky as possible in order to make themselves fell important.
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    There is a big Turkey Preventing me from getting to my car for lunch!

    Good that means I won't die a failure.
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    There is a big Turkey Preventing me from getting to my car for lunch!

    You should PM a mod and report the fucker.