Recent content by Squilookle

OK, you love physical sports, we get it. But you've still got no basis whatsoever that people watch sport for all that training done behind the scenes. A goal is still great whether it was practiced off the field a thousand times beforehand or if it was a lucky shot done by some plucky...

Right!? The sequel is even more insane:

I fail to see how any of those could not have been fixed in post release patches of the original game. No wait- scratch that. I fail to see how any of those could not have been fixed before the game even first released. You know, quality control. Instead of making idiots buy a game twice.

Dad's Home was another stone cold classic back in the Newgrounds days. If you never saw it then shame. Shame on your family. Or something....

This is it- the point where remasters have officially gone too far. Like WTF is there in Crysis that's so long in the tooth it needs a remaster anyway? That thing will look cutting edge for the next 50 years. This is just a blatant cash grab. Remaster games that actually need it. Not a game...

Xiao Xiao No. 3 was probably my first. Man we thought that little stick guy was so cool back then...

I thought masks were to prevent the giving of the virus. They do next to diddly squat in protecting the uninfected from the virus. Regular washing is the best defence. Having checked out the video- it kinda looks like he's talking about using the masks for people who have the virus too...

The 5 FPS I have enjoyed the most during this gen are: 5: Perfect Dark 4: Operation Flashpoint 3: Deus Ex 2: Battlefield 1942 1: Goldeneye

I thought this was going to be about everyone chipping in with super cheesy pickup lines. I am dissapoint

Well that's fair enough, if you haven't tried it.

Why does everyone keep remaking Burnout Paradise? It was shit. The open world utterly destroyed the pacing of Burnout, and the soundtrack was... let's say... not that good. Bring back Takedown or Revenge. Or even Point of Impact. Now THOSE were Burnout games.

You're overthinking it. Flaming arrows have minor advantages, and minor disadvantages next to reg arrows. Like most ammo choices. BTW they won't go out. They're more like a torch than a candle. And you can wave a torch around like crazy without it coming close to going out

I recognise those youtube numbers are just a drop in the ocean at the moment. But they're probably only going to grow. People said that about movies when they first appeared too. Same for video games. Bicycles. The light bulb. Submarines. The superhero genre etc, etc etc. The first steps on...

I'd agree with the stadiums part, but I get the feeling that 50 years or so from now everything else you've said will be proven wrong. It certainly won't happen until the games chosen are less incomprehensible to understand for entry level viewers though. Considering we've already got...

And in that instant, any interest I may have had in it completely evaporated.