Recent content by sshplur

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    Zero Punctuation: Child of Day-Light - Horror and Whimsy

    Haven't heard Yahtzee this pissed since Kayne and Lynch 2.
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    Beyond: Two Souls vs. The Stanley Parable

    'The Fat Controller'. I love it! All it's missing is lots of sad face stickers.
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    A Game's Replay Value is Like Chocolate Sauce

    So I hear Yahtzee likes chocolate sauce. Tastes like anus with king prawns, though. :X
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    EA Games Boss Swears to God He Didn't Kill Mirror's Edge

    I love the title. 5 stars.
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    What if We Leveled Backwards?!

    I see what you did there. I thought it was another sex joke at first... >_>
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    Zero Punctuation: DC Universe Online

    I swear, some of Yahtzee's analogies are fucking hilarious. Now to clean up all the coke on my screen. :(
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    Zero Punctuation: A Shadow's Tale

    Mesmerize Cat face was pretty creepy :(
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    Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2010

    I usually don't watch these award/top 5 things because they're pretty boring but this one was actually pretty entertaining. Also, return of the Fat Imps are awesome. I'd totally buy them plushies(?) :(
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    Zero Punctuation: Transformers: War for Cybertron

    I want a plushy of the fat imp at the start.
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    Red Dead Redemption

    "Ooh ooh ooh, another great idea: some kind of "sexual frustration" meter, inviting you to make use of the prostitutes that already exist in the game. And if you're far from civilization, you could always seduce your horse, but you'd better hope the society papers aren't watching." I was half...
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    Character Names

    The character actually said Twattycake? That's awesome.
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    Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

    "[Psychoanalysis element] ...would have been more effective if it hadn't TOLD me that I was being psychoanalyzed" I couldn't agree with this more. The game really kicks itself in the balls with that warning when you boot up the game, like hyping up an awesome joke to your friends and then no...
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    Zero Punctuation: Borderlands

    Cute garbage trucks :3
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    Zero Punctuation: Awards for 2009

    Really sick of that rock track now D:
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    Zero Punctuation: Holiday 2009

    Lol. Thought something was wrong with my browser when the video was only 24 seconds long >___>