Recent content by StartRunning

There is a very small chance that the Earth could just pop out of existence right now. There is an even smaller chance that thinking about it might cause it to happen.

Yes. That was awesome.

I blame you for ending world hunger.

The power to hard-boil an egg in just under four minutes.

You guys blow me away. You do that on purpose right?

You figured it out. Here's a giant wad of cash, if you keep quiet about it.

You forgot Spoony.

People aren't bad. It's the criminals and the shamelessly egotistic that deserve a proper speaking to. And hey, between black and white, there's... all colors. /zen

Goomba's are gonna win this. Chalk one up for me.

I'm human. Deal with it.

I would just not do it. I would not hide and they can throw me in jail if it's that important to them, but I don't believe in war. War is a pretty childish way of settling things and if they can't duke it out in civilized conversation, well, then they certainly don't need me.

You guys should read TVtropes. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage Seriously, it's all on there. Now go read for hours and hours. Don't forget to eat.

Coffeecoffeecoffee. Otherwise, beer will suffice. But now, I'll take another coffeecoffeecoffee.

Magneto, Jean-Luc Picard.. but I think Jessica Rabbit would be my best bet. No, Roger isn't invited, and actually has never existed within the confines of this little experiment.

Snail Pizza! Yum, tastes like chicken. And pizza.