Recent content by Steve Dark

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    Fortnite Hands-On Preview - Holding Down the Fort

    Ahh yes, hold DOWN the fort. Because it's an inflatable hover fort that might float away without our weight! Or perhaps we're holding down the fort so that we can tickle the fort, or give it an injection it's not too keen on receiving-THE PHRASE IS "HOLD THE FORT". Not hold down the fort...
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    How do ya shave?

    Everything about how I shave is contained in this helpful educational video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZB8HRrJ0KM That said, I won't be able to keep the same outlook on shaving in a month's time when I start military service. ¬_¬
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    Carless

    I don't have a car, because MY WORD are they a massive money sink. Got a motorbike instead, thereby avoiding any female "but you have no car" logic because chicks dig motorbikes. Seriously SO much cheaper, the actual Motorbike cost me £800, insurance was £150 for my first year, road tax was...
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    8 Spaceships From Amazing Movies

    Ahhh, classic film spaceship design. They knew how to build them back in those days... *nostalgias*
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    Electronic Arts Names New CEO

    Now, I won't judge before I see him actually make some decisions about-OK I'm lying I'm totally going to judge. Past involvements: Origin, and the team that releases the same sports titles over and over. Opening speech: "culture of execution that will drive profitable growth." That's some...
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    Draw Harley Quinn Naked, Killing Herself, To Win DC Artist Contest

    There's a lot of outrage over this, and the main question I find myself asking is that if this had been the Joker instead, how different would it have been?
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    Let's Plays: Why do you watch them?

    Ok, humour I can understand, I've yet to see any let's plays where the commentator was genuinely funny. When you say the technical side, what do you mean? What kind of informative details?
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    Let's Plays: Why do you watch them?

    I mean, WHY?! Ok, a bit of context first; a few weeks ago I mentioned to a friend I about to start playing Antichamber, a rather entertaining mind-bending puzzle game, and he (being someone who runs a youtube channel of let's plays) rather surprisingly asked me to make a let's play of it. I...
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    Baldur's Gate 3 Dream Begins to Fade - UPDATED

    The two of you have my thanks, was genuinely despairing! Can finally buy this now. :D Well, probably will do it tomorrow. ...Or maybe after I next get paid...
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    Baldur's Gate 3 Dream Begins to Fade - UPDATED

    What. But I've been "just about to buy" BG: Enhanced Ed for the past howeverlong it's been out. Why is it now unavailable!? Sort it out, right THIS SECOND.
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    Titanfall Team Decides Against Single-Player Campaign

    Shame, I love my single player, and usually only multiplayer for a few hours total at most unless it becomes the multiplayer game of the moment in my friendship group. I guess I do agree with what they're doing though, I hate it when a games company wastes resources on an unnecessary tacked...
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    Knights of the Old Republic Goes Mobile On iPad - UPDATED

    Android port. Android port. Android port. Now please yes thankyou.
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    Changing my name (Yes I'm serious)

    Seifer Almasy. It's cool and geeky, but Mr, Almasy could pass for a genuine surname if circumstance calls for Serious Business. Plus if you ever have kids or a wife they won't be doomed to have to play a children's card game before they can destroy the world. Or screw the rules because they...
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    The Big Picture: The Big Spoiler: Iron Man 3

    I enjoyed the twist, but was disappointed with not being able to see more of Kingsley/Trevor's Mandarin. His odd Elocution in the trailers had me intrigued, I was wondering how they'd play his sorcerer/alien origin, and I was looking forward to an Iron Man vs Magic Rings epic battle finale. It...
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    InXile Unveils Torment: Tides of Numenera Website

    Numenera... Numanema.. Numanuma?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o