Recent content by Stone Wera

EDIT: D'oh, stupid me, double posted.

I celebrate Christmas because my family does. Besides, if it weren't for the family's sake I'd be settings up bear traps at the bottom of the chimney, it's for the kid's safety damn it! A jolly old man sneaking in your house in the dead of night? He sees you when your sleeping, knows when you're...

I say, I-I say that must be the best response I've ever heard!

In games my evil mages are always Zrofgvuk, my gallant knights always Stonewall, and my lightning fast archers Daze.

Games don't kill people, people kill people. I get angry more than sometimes, but I know better than to VIOLENTLY SHAKE AN INFANT. I genuinely think she tried to kill her child on purpose. No one is that stupid.

"Fine, fine, fine..." The guard opened the door behind him, poking his head through and notifying the others that Gary had taken care of the interlopers, although Daylin Corvada had fainted. He went on to elaborate that he would stay with the Daylin, and to help clean up. He turned back to...

"Waita minute, who the Hell're you and what'd you do ta Gary?" He raised his pistol, swallowing hard and taking a few cautious steps forward. His gun was visibly shaking, beads of sweat formign on his upper lip. He ceased his approach after the sword went up to the Daylin's neck, slowly putting...

The door downstairs flew open, a man stood in the door way below. "Dj'ya get 'em, Gary? The Daylin okay?" "Native Djabimen, or second or generation or later?" "Oh, just go already you bufoon!" "Fine!" Blank stormed off, muttering something about lemons. "Okay, gang, split up and search...

The guard was caught in darkness, he stepped backwards, hitting the door with his elbow. Two more armed guards exited the room, one holding a lantern and another holding a large blunderbuss. "Come out with your hands up and we might not kill you!" "Don't say that you dolt, he'll never come...

"Gach!" The Daylin attempted to grab onto a nearby wall, slipping and falling down the flight of stairs. He landed at the bottom, catching the attention of the man guarding the door behind him. He drew his cutlass and cautiosly proceeded up the stairs. "Aren't demons just fairy tales to...

Daylin Corvada stepped into the library, glancing around before approaching a bookshelf at the back of the room. He grabbed a rather particular book and pulled, taking a step backwards as the bookshelf creaked open, revealing a hidden passage. He slipped in, the wall slamming shut behind him...

"Oh you're human... What exactly were you doing in that grave, this is a crime scene." "Does it matter? We're here to solve a crime." Shiloh walked away, scouring the area. He caught the scent of rotten and charred meat and was caught off guard by the sight of the dead guard, a large hole in...

Blank approached the three, unshackling Shiloh and Nual, cautiously approaching Steiner. He stopped short of freeing him before turning back to the Daylins with an expression of fear and desperation. "Really? Do I have to?" Daylin Corvada responded with a stern leer. "Oh Gawd..." He freed...

For being chilly.

Actually, I have been trying... VERY, VERY HARD. It's frustrating, my computer hates me, anything I try to do with pictures, games, videos, just ends up with my computer ignoring everything I tell it to do, I've tried asking nicely, too.