When somebody points out that a public figure is very, very wrong about a certain issue, other people say things like "well at least he/she's right about (another issue). I'm pretty sure nobody's ever been wrong about everything.
A bush cricket's ears are on it's knees.
A chicken survived decapitation for several months.
Koalas are extremely prone to sexual harassment.
You are more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark.
Whilst I'm on the subject, in Australia, combined deaths from shark, crocodile...
That I was. During primary school, me and the other students were subjected to Christian education every Thursday. I say "subjected" because most of the teachers (for some reason we went through a lot) were mean-spirited, lying old crones.
Now, some were very nice, and mostly just...
That is... utterly remarkable. Seriously, now I will be forever haunted by the image of toga-wearing Roman senators whipping out their camera-phones.
OT, on DeviantArt someone said, and I swear I'm not making this up:
"Why are you Asian that's so stupid are you radioactive?"
Yeah.
- I cannot brush my hair without shrieking
- When I was young, I used to watch "Chalkzone" religiously. God I was a dipstick
- My cousin once successfully convinced me that I was the reincarnated spirit of Ra the Egyptian sun god
- I have a fear of enclosed spaces, the number 13, and Brian...
I'm bisexual, but I'm already in a long term relationship. If I wasn't then... I don't know, maybe, I guess it would depend which friend. Gawd, that was a really lame answer.
A pirate walks into a bar with a massive steering wheel shoved in his pants. The bartender says "Isn't that uncomfortable?" The pirate replies "Yar, it's driving me nuts!"
YOU ARE
-Male
-Age 15-25
-Straight
-Grew up somewhere in the middle class playing tons of video games
-Above-average intelligence but and underachiever
-Racist to some degree
-Non-Religious
I Am
-Male
-16
-Bisexual
-Grew up in the middle class playing a moderate amount of...
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