Recent content by Suskie

That is such a glorious waste of paper. Hella creative, though. Makes me wonder what else could be turned into a video game...

Good lord. It's bad enough that Genesis (which completely massacres the brilliant plot of the original game) even exists in the first place, but they're actually CHARGING MONEY for it?! What happened to you, BioWare?

The only reason people like this trailer is because of the Inception-esque BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWM score.

I'm willing to bet that you could release a cockfighting game on the app market and no one would care. And that's not even counting the fact that a large portion of today's gaming industry revolves around people killing people. There's just something about dogs. I mean, I think the idea is in...

"Alasdair"? Didn't I help him fight an archdemon once? (I'm too lazy to look through all of these comments to see if anyone already made that joke.)

It most certainly did not. And I can confirm that it's actually a pretty sick game, so I'm glad to see it there.

The Halo theme is, as far as I'm concerned, THE most iconic piece of music to come out of a video game in the last decade. So props to O'Donnell for that, and for switching things up a bit with Reach while still conceiving a score that sounds distinctly Halo-like.

You obviously haven't read the Crysis 2 reviews, then. Or the Bayonetta reviews, for that matter.

I love how the fact that Heavy Rain was entirely story-centric means it's now the poster boy of video game storytelling, as if there weren't countless games out there with better, more imaginative stories. I'm sick of hearing about Dead Island, honestly. Yes, the trailer was excellent, but it...

Heavy Rain is as innovative as a cheeseburger. I'll be glad when I finally stop hearing about this goddamn game. Anyway, yeah, it's great that the BAFTAs are acknowledging games alongside other mediums, and... do my eyes deceive me? Did Red Dead Redemption not win anything? I liked RDR, but...

Keep on mind that mainstream audiences have been proven to pay $60 for a six-hour game, so paying $10 for a one-hour game makes sense in a retarded sort of way. For the record, the movie is fine. The dialog is pretty lame, but unlike Skyline, it had the good sense to toss the talky stuff...

I see you've figured out why I don't like Facebook.

Forget it, I'm not doing that. Downloading an awesome demo is one thing; annoying my friends is something else entirely.

Wallpaper'd And just to be clear, my previous wallpaper was that awesome Citadel litho. But it's time for something new.

George Carlin had a ponytail. So ponytails are awesome.