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    Zero Punctuation: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D

    I sure hope he stays to his word and never reviews a Kingdom Hearts game. I really don't want him to bother doing that. Glad he like Majora's Mask and the reasons why actually make sense if you've gotten a decent idea on how he thinks. You don't get that strong an image just watching his...
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    Beyond: Two Souls vs. The Stanley Parable

    I thought it was a reference to Dr. Staurt Ashen who did a review of a transforming Thomas the Tank Engine knockoff and thought that Sir Topham hat was actually called the Fat Controller. The Stanley Parable sounds really good. I liked the Demo that the Game Grumps did (which was specialized...
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    The Big Picture: Schlocktober 2013: From Hell it Came

    Animated Tree monster with a grudge. Maokai was typecasted way back when.
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    Zero Punctuation: Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    Yathzee wouldn't say that anything of the sort because he liked the orignal Far Cry 3.
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    Zero Punctuation: Paper Mario: Sticker Star

    I liked the RPG aspect to a mario game. When I played paper mario way back when it was a really fun game. I wanted to play the sequel but I never ponied up for a gamecube. I remember the sequel getting kind of a meh grade in the gameinformer. Super Paper mario got a better grade but something...
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    Zero Punctuation: ZombiU

    Actually if you play a PS3 or 360 port on the WiiU it's possible to experience framerate issues and other such bugs. Ashens did a test run with Assassin's creed and Batman city and he experienced jerky animations and some minor glitches and not just in game but in cutscenes as well.
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    Zero Punctuation: Darksiders 2

    I've seen footage of people playing this game. And it looks good. If you think you might like it I would suggest looking at Classic game Room's review of Darksiders 2. It's on the more optimistic wavelength. I don't know how much the game costs right now though. If it's 60 to 50 dollars I'd just...
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    Great games you found by accident

    Sakura wars so long my love for Playstation 2. I was looking for a RPG to play. I mean I don't play games like Skyrim or disgea they just don't gel my interest despite being very well made. So I have a hard time looking for the next good roleplaying game to pick up and play. While I was at...
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead Island

    Wait wait. Carnivorous jam? Isn't that part of his newest novel?
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    Zero Punctuation: The Amazing Spider-Man

    The part that really bothers me with the web slinging is that we reverted right back to what web slinging was in Spiderman one. Web slinging from clouds rather than buildings. You can't really make those awesome arc swings if you can't grab onto something above or below you. People just don't...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Watch

    He did the brave review. It was in his article. And by now it would be too late. Brave came out weeks ago.
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    League of Legends Topples World of Warcraft as Most Played PC Game

    Oh my. I've been playing that game feverishly for the past few months. Even dropped some coin to get some nice champions. I'm a statistic! AHHHHH! I'm actually sort of happy I'm playing a popular game that I also happen to like. Having been in plenty of real life losing teams with real life sore...
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    Jimquisition: Xbox 360 and PS3 Are Just Very Crap PCs

    Am I the only one who isn't bothered or really affected by all the humdrum things that annoy gamers? I've never been bothered by updates. I'm completely open to playing PC games (although not many of them interest me) and out of all the reasons to own different consoles I would think that...
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    Near Miss

    I remember when I first started hearing about this that it was going to be a real serious action movie. Like really serious for pixar. But once the real trailers came out it looked. Underwhelming. Meanwhile. Dreamwork's new movie Rise of the guardians. Looks amazing and it's the classic...
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    Zero Punctuation: E3 2012

    Yathzee hates the RTS genre. He outright refused to play starcraft two.