Recent content by swimon

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    Feed Dump: Japan Holds Sex Lube Olympics

    Every kathleen-dump seem to turn bluer than the last. I fear for our future.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Doctors Hate Her

    This was an amazing episode, really funny. When I heard surgeon general I was hoping he'd have a generals hat, you did not disappoint. I might have woken up the neighbors laughing.
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    Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of.

    Yes exactly, thank you.
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    Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of.

    Hi I'm going crazy looking for this game I remember very strongly yet can't find any evidence that it exists. I think it came out in the early 2000s but I'm not entirely sure, I think you could play it over IP so it might be older than 2000. It was a freeware game (I think) which makes it hard...
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    The Big Picture: Memorium

    Wait why are we limiting games to video games (and tabletop RPGs for some reason) but we're not limiting plays to movies? I mean there's archeological evidence [http://news.discovery.com/history/archaeology/oldest-gaming-tokens-found-130814.htm] of games being at least 5000 years old (it's...
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    Escape to the Movies: Getaway

    This movie seems hopelessly hopeless
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    EXP: ScrewAttack's Worst EVER: Sexy Chick

    Pretty much. "You got transphobia in my objectification!" "You got objectification in my transphobia!" Screwattack has got nuthin' but class
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    No Right Answer: Worst Videogame Sidekick Ever

    *brzt* "Fox! Get this guy off me!" *brzt* -*brzt* "Fox! Get this guy off me!" *brzt* --*brzt* "Fox! Get this guy off me!" *brzt* ---*brzt* "Fox! Get this guy off me!" *brzt* ----*brzt* "ICARUS IS LOOKING FOR YOU" *brzt* Yeah s/he's definitely the most annoying game side-kick ever.
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    Clean Fusion Power Could Be Feasible by 2017

    I have a very optimistic outlook on technology in general but I'm rather skeptical of this. Fusion have a history of being perpetually "just around the corner" while promising the world. Even his projections for ITER is somewhat overly rosy (matching global demands by 2080). I mean if this...
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    Top 5 Friday: Top 5 First Person Shooters

    I knew I shouldn't have watched this. Somehow it's even worse than last week. Also while I don't really agree with those being the best fps games ever the choices isn't my problem, it's the justifications. Mostly it's just parroting marketing speech (destructible terrain, awesome "graphics", big...
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    Top 5 Friday: Top 5 Reasons For Star Wars Battlefront 3

    Terrible. First of all why are you acting as if I know who you are? That's a kinda obnoxious way to introduce yourself. Secondly if you're going to do something as tired as a top 5 list don't you have to make that as interesting and thoughtful as you can to stand out from all the other top 5...
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    Hotline Miami Developer Embraces Pirates

    Nitpick I know but this is hardly Cactus's first game. He's been making them since at least 2005 and his website lists about 40 of them, although this is the first "big" one and the only one he's sold.
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    The Counterpoint

    I just want to voice my approval of this comic. This is so very true and the fact that seemingly the only people discussing how men are mistreated in modern society are assholes who try to silence discussions about how women are mistreated breaks my cold dark signal generator...
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    LoadingReadyRun: Forward Facing

    I usually really like your videos but this was above and beyond. Joke after joke and it all worked perfectly, one of your better.
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    Unskippable: Atelier Meruru, Part One

    Fair enough. I never noticed that pun, I think it's because I have no idea how to pronounce recettear so the pun never really landed with me. I'll say this tho compared to Atelier Meruru Recettear is pure genius (Dejoban games level genius).