Recent content by tanatoes

Great. Now I want to play Root Beer Tapper.

Dude?s not wrong. Welcome back, Bob.

I?m loving the idea of The Escapist which I so fondly remember coming back to life. I can?t wait to see what is on it?s way.

My intuition is that the ?plaguirism is the single worst crime a professional weiter can commit? passage is the most ironic and therefore the most logical place to lift from elsewhere, but I have been unable to find this exact quote in any source besides this article.

Who else is hoping Sony changes their mind and gets Uwe Boll to do the Mario movie?

Am I imagining things or didn't all of Spidey's crime-fighting stuff come from millionaire Tony Stark, who he had saved at some point? I seem to vaguely recall finding it funny at the time that Tony was bankrolling Spiderman's lair but never admitted to any of the guys that he was a super hero...

As a tangentially related aside: I wonder how many people saw "Spring Break Shark Attack" - a movie that shocked me when it covered some of the same metaphorical ground as it sounds like Maleficent goes into. Worth a viewing just for the unexpected depth from a stupid shark movie.

Ooh. I want a Max Hedroom Reboot! (Movie, not series.) Right?

No Sad Keanu? What's wrong with you, Internet?

My favorite sketch since Papers Please. Can the final season be nothing but this, please?

I cannot even begin to summarize how often I had to have that widescreen conversation in my twelve years in video retail. I think my favorite was in 1997 when I had a customer demand a refund for the rental of a VHS copy of the classic Brad Pitt film Seven Years in Tibet because the picture was...

My favorite Star Wars parody of the year so far. Thanks for capping off a pretty awesome May 4th.

So happy to see GoatUp in the list of games. LLamasoft stuff is my primary reason for craving the iCade. Well that and Pinball Arcade.

This makes me glad I have my pre-order in. Sounds like the makers of this game learned some lessons from Uncharted, which was a Tomb Raider clone in the first place. That's exactly what I'm looking for in a new Lara Croft game.

I point you to the page for the auction: http://desertbus.org/silent-auction/90 "signed by four members of the Mass Effect dev team: Reid Buckmaster, John Dombrow, Patrick Weekes and Alexadre Elsayad" I'm pretty sure it was Weeks who added the quote "Enkindle this!" beside his signature.